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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:23pm
Hispanic / Latin
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
People that smash stereotypes, gender roles and/or traditional societal expectations....I'm fascinated by you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taunting twelve year olds when I whoop them online in FIFA (those little assholes can be brutal), mailing tear-stained checks to the department of education, drinking my much larger friends under the table, spewing clinical jargon at inattentive staff in the oncology offices I visit throughout North and South Carolina, swiffering my apartment
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Delivering unsolicited, (sometimes) useless facts about movies, sports, food or politics....hence the name Wiki_Luis.

Also, puns. I'm a ninja with that shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height deficit, my beard-growing potential, and my general aura of flawlessness.

Also, my humble nature :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anyone who enjoys MJ knows that movies, shows and food become absolutely essential pieces of your life. Books not as much, although I don't say that with any sense of pride. My attention span is not conducive to reading a lot of books, but I did consume the Harry Potter series some years ago.

I like these and a few others:
Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, New Girl, Parks and Rec, Orange is the New Black, Vikings, American Horror Story, Peaky Blinders, True Detective

Food makes my heart flutter (that's not a joke about indigestion)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pita Chips
A coffee table
Air conditioning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Epic celebrations for that day I score the game winning goal in my Fall B, Coed Soccer League - evening division. Hey, don't judge my dreams!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Side-eyeing the two-for-one Ritz crackers deal at Publix, which is apparently on endless promotion.

In truth, I don't rage too hard on Fridays anymore because I play soccer on Saturday mornings. It's the most disciplined thing I do in my life, which I'm hoping offsets a whole host of other, not so disciplined things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always eat my fries before my burger.

I wore braces for 6 years because fuck those little rubber band things that snap in your mouth.
You should message me if
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You are Emilia Clarke
You slightly resemble her
You know who she is
You like her name
You speak at least some English
You appreciate a commitment to sarcasm