Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just restored this and need to change a lot. I apologize.
My name is Madison! I'm more than likely going to redo all of this.
Reactivating my account hooray. I'm a 25 year old language student
at IUP. My username is so awful. I hadn't realized how overtly
sexual it was, blame okcupid they suggested it. However I had to
keep it because it's hilarious.
I'm a sarcastic fun loving girl who often embarrasses herself. I
have been told I have trashy taste, but it's part of my
I'm not looking to settle down, but it would be nice to have a
break from the dating scene and enjoy a single persons company for
awhile. The most important thing I look for is honesty. Tell me
what you are looking for! No need to be shy. I'm not going to be
uninterested if you are looking for a fling, its just nice to know
the terms before meeting someone. Then things tend to get less
weird. Which is important because this website has truly given me a
lifetime of weird interactions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a senior at IUP studying Chinese and Arabic. I also work at a
hookah bar which has been mostly a bizarre experience. I'm also
attempting to be healthier and have tried to implement a lifestyle
change, so theres that. The attempt has gone well. I have lost over
100 pounds! The hardest part of losing weight is that alcohol has
calories. What a depressing aspect of life. However I won't be
drinking vodkas and water, give me beer or wine or give me nothing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Foreign languages, although I did hate learning French. Seriously
fuck French pronunciation.
Insisting on intellectual conversation when I'm fucked up.
Making people laugh, and laughing at myself.
Quoting shitty comedies and comedians.
I'm working on being a better cook, the verdict is still out on
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would assume my hair. It's usually big, curly, and depending on
the overhead lighting reddish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have almost strictly bad taste. I like crappy movies, TV, and
music however at least I know it's bad right? I will spare you the
trash and list some of the less awful loves I have.
Books: I know because I'm an educated woman I should list off
better books, that being said I love the Harry potter series,
anything by Amitav Gosh, Mo Yan, and I'm beginning to fall in love
with Steinbeck. I also have a soft spot for Stephen king.
Movies: If it's animated I probably love it. Pixar never
disappoints. I also love horror movies, the good, the bad and the
gory. However my movie knowledge is low, you'd be surprised and
sometimes angry at the movies I haven't seen.
TV: Dexter, Nurse Jackie, breaking bad. Also any show that sends
people home each week I tend to become obsessed with, except
singing competitions I find those to be incredibly boring.
Music: I love good pop music. I especially enjoy 60s music of all
genres. Sam Cooke is fantastic i could listen to him all day
everyday. In high school I was really into crappy emo or power pop
so I still enjoy that out of nostalgia. My favorite band is you,
me, and everyone we know. They are perfect.
Food: I went from a picky eater to an adventurous eater recently so
I will try anything. But please no onions I can't handle them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses or contacts (I'm so blind without them)
This list is kind of depressing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How hilarious the match questions are, and how ridiculous some
people's answers are to said questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Has anyone answered this question and not looked like they were an
asshole? Insert random cliche about being out with friends at a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I loved my pick up truck. This goes against everything I have ever
known but Latoya was great. Sadly she bit the dust and I can no
longer enjoy long rides in her.
I should have lost weight much earlier than I have. I still have a
ways to go but life is so much better.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you read all of this rambling bullshit, and still want to chat.
If you have a beard I could play with. Beardless men are welcome
too, but if you are able you should consider growing one :)
You like funny busty women with big hair.
You think being in love would be a hybrid of the songs Come and Go
With Me by the Beach Boys, Since You Stole My Heart by Saturday
Looks Good To Me, and Smack That.
Don't message me if you put your personality is the first thing
people notice or it's what people like most of you. If you say an
actual tangible aspect of your personality that makes sense (i.e.
my sense of humor). Everyone has a personality, tell me something
that makes you, you.
One more thing, don't message me if you don't have a picture. It
really weirds me out that you don't have one and no real reason
makes enough sense to me. Plus my first general assumption about
you is that you want to kill people and you use okcupid to find
Who are you looking for?
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