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26 Verona, PA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 28
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Somewhat), Arabic (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just restored this and need to change a lot. I apologize.

My name is Madison! I'm more than likely going to redo all of this. Reactivating my account hooray. I'm a 25 year old language student at IUP. My username is so awful. I hadn't realized how overtly sexual it was, blame okcupid they suggested it. However I had to keep it because it's hilarious.

I'm a sarcastic fun loving girl who often embarrasses herself. I have been told I have trashy taste, but it's part of my charm.

I'm not looking to settle down, but it would be nice to have a break from the dating scene and enjoy a single persons company for awhile. The most important thing I look for is honesty. Tell me what you are looking for! No need to be shy. I'm not going to be uninterested if you are looking for a fling, its just nice to know the terms before meeting someone. Then things tend to get less weird. Which is important because this website has truly given me a lifetime of weird interactions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a senior at IUP studying Chinese and Arabic. I also work at a hookah bar which has been mostly a bizarre experience. I'm also attempting to be healthier and have tried to implement a lifestyle change, so theres that. The attempt has gone well. I have lost over 100 pounds! The hardest part of losing weight is that alcohol has calories. What a depressing aspect of life. However I won't be drinking vodkas and water, give me beer or wine or give me nothing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Foreign languages, although I did hate learning French. Seriously fuck French pronunciation.
Insisting on intellectual conversation when I'm fucked up.
Making people laugh, and laughing at myself.
Quoting shitty comedies and comedians.
Wasting money.
I'm working on being a better cook, the verdict is still out on that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would assume my hair. It's usually big, curly, and depending on the overhead lighting reddish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have almost strictly bad taste. I like crappy movies, TV, and music however at least I know it's bad right? I will spare you the trash and list some of the less awful loves I have.

Books: I know because I'm an educated woman I should list off better books, that being said I love the Harry potter series, anything by Amitav Gosh, Mo Yan, and I'm beginning to fall in love with Steinbeck. I also have a soft spot for Stephen king.

Movies: If it's animated I probably love it. Pixar never disappoints. I also love horror movies, the good, the bad and the gory. However my movie knowledge is low, you'd be surprised and sometimes angry at the movies I haven't seen.

TV: Dexter, Nurse Jackie, breaking bad. Also any show that sends people home each week I tend to become obsessed with, except singing competitions I find those to be incredibly boring.

Music: I love good pop music. I especially enjoy 60s music of all genres. Sam Cooke is fantastic i could listen to him all day everyday. In high school I was really into crappy emo or power pop so I still enjoy that out of nostalgia. My favorite band is you, me, and everyone we know. They are perfect.

Food: I went from a picky eater to an adventurous eater recently so I will try anything. But please no onions I can't handle them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Social Interaction
Glasses or contacts (I'm so blind without them)
Decent Wifi
My Phone

This list is kind of depressing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How hilarious the match questions are, and how ridiculous some people's answers are to said questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Has anyone answered this question and not looked like they were an asshole? Insert random cliche about being out with friends at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I loved my pick up truck. This goes against everything I have ever known but Latoya was great. Sadly she bit the dust and I can no longer enjoy long rides in her.

I should have lost weight much earlier than I have. I still have a ways to go but life is so much better.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you read all of this rambling bullshit, and still want to chat. You should.
If you have a beard I could play with. Beardless men are welcome too, but if you are able you should consider growing one :)
You like funny busty women with big hair.
You think being in love would be a hybrid of the songs Come and Go With Me by the Beach Boys, Since You Stole My Heart by Saturday Looks Good To Me, and Smack That.

Don't message me if you put your personality is the first thing people notice or it's what people like most of you. If you say an actual tangible aspect of your personality that makes sense (i.e. my sense of humor). Everyone has a personality, tell me something that makes you, you.

One more thing, don't message me if you don't have a picture. It really weirds me out that you don't have one and no real reason makes enough sense to me. Plus my first general assumption about you is that you want to kill people and you use okcupid to find your victims.