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23 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:47pm
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Alex Wiles. Very open-minded guy. I can't hang out with someone unless they like karaoke, so stop reading here if you don't. One time, another guy named Alex Wiles came to philly- same age/interests as me. He was really cool. We both sang 'Don't Speak' at karaoke. We were wasted and it sounded terrible, but it was still a great night.

Interests: Beer/ Karaoke/ Melted cheese/ Art/ Politics/ Whiskey/ Cynicism/ Live Music
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Conversation. Cycling. Making people laugh (at gunpoint, not with humor). Creating adventures. Following recipes. Grammar, spelling. Conversation. KARAOKE. I am the intergalactic, absolute, universal, karaoke king.
The first things people usually notice about me
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First, they notice the box of pizza. The smell, the quality of the cheese and sauce... the crispiness of the crust. After that, they usually notice the polarizing effect I have on people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Aliens/ Johnny Got His Gun/ Kill Bill Vol. 2/Watership Down/ Antichrist / American Beauty/ Eraserhead/ Holy Mountain/ Monster's Ball/ La Dolce Vita/ City of God/ Dancer in the Dark/ Y Tu Mamá También/ Death Bed, the Bed that Eats/ Psycho/ Les Revenants/ Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown/ Enter the Void/ Rubber/ Closer/ Salt/ Kung Fu Hustle/ Moon/ Autumn Sonata/ Children of Men/ Andromeda Strain/ Hobo With A Shotgun/ Dogtooth/ Bent/ Little Miss Sunshine/ Too much horror to list/ John Waters/ Harmony Corinne/ Lars von Trier

HEALTH/ Crystal Castles/ Phantogram/ Radiohead/ Wu-tang/ M.I.A/ FEAR/ Why/ Muse/ Smashing Pumpkins/ Alice In Chains/ Led Zeppelin/ CRIM3S/ Blatz /Fugazi/ Grizzly Bear/ Beach Boys/ Bad Brains/ Black Flag/ Pixies/ Be Your Own Pet/ LFO/ Life in Vacuum/ Elderwind/ SpaceGhostPurrp/ Die Antwoord/ System of a Down/ Sleigh Bells/ The Strokes/ TV on the Radio/ chk chk chk / fIREHOSE/ Bjork/ Almost any live music, I'll enjoy/ A lot of concerts, house shows- My tastes are always changing/ Ratatat (LOCAL stuff- Drums Like Machine Guns, Comadrome, Mumblr, Cousin Brian, RSP and MORE)

You can stack and fold two pizzas in half and TECHNICALLY that counts as a book. Also some history, some Ray Bradbury and George Orwell, Ellen Hopkins, Octavia Butler, lots of fantasy-fiction and texts with dystopian narratives. Love horror stories. Also some philosophy here and there. My favorite book of all time is Geek Love by Katherine Dunn. I also have a thing for creative web-fiction.

Lots of comedy, horror and anime even though anime sucks more often than not. Older Scifi/ ANY BRITCOM. ANY.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Nimbus 2000, not because I can't afford a Firebolt- it's all about THE CLASSICS. Hanging out on rooftops, kissing, melted cheese, jeans, humor, and my camera kit. If there's any space left on this list I'd fill it with pizza a thousand times over. Pizza is the greatest food item ever conceived. I wold love to travel the world, trying every variety of pizza in existence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a shark-fighter
I fight sharks
I fight em in the water
Cause that's where they are

(Also, why do so many people have an issue with bisexuality?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking for friends. Honestly I think tuesdays are better. There's karaoke, 6-dollar tuesday at the theater, and 2-dollar tuesday at fox and hound. AND It's also $1 taco tuesday, I mean come on!
You should message me if
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you're a fan of melted cheese
you like guys who are more on the masculine side
you want me to buy you a draaaank