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WildInPhilly

22 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Alex Wiles. The snark shark. El sarcasmo eterno. I use this profile to meet people and troll on my friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Photo, video, graphic, literary, honing honing honing everything

www.flickr.com/photos/75054066@N08/sets
vimeo.com/alexwiles

I spend a lot of time trying to meet new people, try new things, get out of my comfort zone and party hardy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being everywhere at once thanks to septa and cycling. Also- shattering your reality. Making people laugh (at gunpoint, not with humor). Deciding on the perfect drink for the moment. Creating adventures. Following recipes. Grammar, spelling. Conversation. KARAOKE.

https://www.facebook.com/singyourlifekaraoke

I don't want this to seem liken I'm trying to be off-beat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First, they notice the box of pizza. The smell, the quality of the cheese and sauce, and crispiness of the crust. After that, they usually notice the polarizing effect I have on people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies
Johnny Got His Gun/ Kill Bill Vol. 2/Watership Down/ Antichrist / American Beauty/ Eraserhead/ Holy Mountain/ Monster's Ball/ La Dolce Vita/ City of God/ Dancer in the Dark/ Y Tu Mamá También/ Death Bed, the Bed that Eats/ Psycho/ Les Revenants/ Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown/ Enter the Void/ Rubber/ Closer/ Salt/ Kung Fu Hustle/ Moon/ Autumn Sonata/ Children of Men/ Andromeda Strain/ Hobo With A Shotgun/ Dogtooth/ Bent/ Little Miss Sunshine/ Too much horror to list/ John Waters', Harmony Corinne, Lars von Trier

Music
HEALTH/ Crystal Castles/ Phantogram/ Radiohead/ Wu-tang/ M.I.A/ FEAR/ Why/ Muse/ Smashing Pumpkins/ Alice In Chains/ Led Zeppelin/ CRIM3S/ Blatz /Fugazi/ Grizzly Bear/ Beach Boys/ Bad Brains/ Black Flag/ Pixies/ Be Your Own Pet/ LFO/ Life in Vacuum/ Elderwind/ SpaceGhostPurrp/ Die Antwoord/ System of a Down/ Sleigh Bells/ The Strokes/ TV on the Radio/ chk chk chk / fIREHOSE/ Bjork/ Almost any live music, I'll enjoy/ A lot of concerts, house shows- My tastes are always changing/ Ratatat (LOCAL- Drums Like Machine Guns, Comadrome, Mumblr, Cousin Brian, RSP and MORE)

Books
You can stack and fold two pizzas in half and TECHNICALLY that counts as a book. Also some history, some Ray Bradbury and George Orwell, Ellen Hopkins, lots of fantasy-fiction and texts with dystopian narratives. Love horror stories. Also some philosophy here and there. My favorite book of all time is Geek Love by Katherine Dunn. I also have a thing for creative web-fiction. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape

TV
Lots of comedy, horror and anime even though anime sucks more often than not. Older Scifi/ ANY BRITCOM. ANY.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Nimbus 2000, not because I can't afford a Firebolt- it's all about THE CLASSICS. Sleeping on rooftops, kissing, melted cheese, jeans, humor, and my camera kit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a shark-fighter
I fight sharks
I fight em in the water
Cause that's where they are
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Literally anywhere in philly. MAYBE At a show or photographing something or both. Honestly I think tuesdays are better. There's karaoke, 6-dollar tuesday at the theater, and 2-dollar tuesday at fox and hound. I hope you don't resent me for that oxford comma.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a wild boy, fuck an eighth I need O's
Yeah bitch, yeah bitch, call me Steve-O
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you wanna talk. You like karaoke. Or if you don't and have always wanted to try. You like guys who are more on the masculine side. You like house shows, live music in general, 6 dollar tuesday at the movie theater, 2 dollar tuesday at this bar I like, smokin trees, beer, biking, film, photography, anime, melted cheese, beer, sriracha, 2am pizza, movies, sarcasm.

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