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WillMakeYuSmile

39 M Santa Monica, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–49
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Recently moved here from New York and am enjoying living on the beach in Santa Monica. I'm looking to meet new people and perhaps YOU to hang out with, explore the city and have fun times.

I have degrees in both film and finance and try to keep both sides of my brain engaged while working in both the arts and business world simultaneously. The rest of this profile is meant mostly for humor but it might give you a little insight into me.

Hit me up and let's meet if anything here strikes your fancy (or if you think I'm cute ;) ) . I'm more into meeting in person spontaneously than chatting endlessly on here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My perfect first date

We meet. We click. We want to boink but have dinner reservations. Did I just say boink? We laugh at strange quirks we have in common that both thought were completely unique to ourselves. I look into your eyes and feel something. You look into mine and don't run away screaming. We part feeling that strange tingly sensation they describe in toothpaste commercials . . . but in our hearts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communication and sense of humor are key. Physical chemistry alone isn't enough. As the saying goes: For every supermodel, there's a guy sick of boinking her. Ok, is boink even a real word? Finally, if it's truly broken, give it a proper burial & move on. But I'm an optimist so if there's any spark left, I'll fan those flames to get that fire roaring again. See you in my dreams!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My never ending optimism, awesome wit, great sense of humor and extraordinary intelligence! I also am told I have a really nice butt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Ideal Relationship:

Equal partners with an unpredictable edge. Unquestioned trust. The rest is an open book but might include: Hitting every new restaurant, comedy and live music, Deep discussions about things that matter...world events, politics, the arts, the state of world boinking (ug...again!) Vacations to interesting places and the occasional cheap dive because we're just so cool together it doesn't matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out to dinner and perhaps a movie or at a bar with friends. Then usually end up on the beach in front of my place in Santa Monica having a beer and pondering life or something else more fun. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kinda have a thing for smart girls with a kinky streak. ;-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you found any of the above funny give me a shout. I'm usually more attracted to smart worldly women who are passionate about something and can hold a conversation on lots of different topics. Oh, and I'm actually not a perv, I just play one on tv.