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WillMakeYuSmile

38 Santa Monica, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–49
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a former east coaster that lives on the beach next to the Santa Monica Pier. I'm looking to meet a smart, fun, curious girl to hang out with casually at first and see if it leads to something more serious. Who wants to do the ferris wheel with me and split a funnel cake?

I have degrees in both film and finance and try to keep both sides of my brain engaged while working in both the arts and business world simultaneously.

Hit me up and let's meet if anything here strikes your fancy (or if you think I'm cute ;) ) . I'm more into meeting in person spontaneously than chatting endlessly on here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My perfect first date

We meet. We click. We want to boink but have dinner reservations. Did I just say boink? We laugh at strange quirks we have in common that both thought were completely unique to ourselves. I look into your eyes and feel something. You look into mine and don't run away screaming. We part feeling that strange tingly sensation they describe in toothpaste commercials . . . but in our hearts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communication and sense of humor are key. Physical chemistry alone isn't enough. As the saying goes: For every supermodel, there's a guy sick of boinking her. Ok, is boink even a real word? Finally, if it's truly broken, give it a proper burial & move on. But I'm an optimist so if there's any spark left, I'll fan those flames to get that fire roaring again. See you in my dreams!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My never ending optimism, sharp wit, offbeat sense of humor and extraordinary intelligence! I'm also told I have great skin and an awesome butt, (but) I'll leave that for you to judge.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Ideal Relationship:

Equal partners with an unpredictable edge. Unquestioned trust. The rest is an open book but might include: Hitting every new restaurant, comedy and live music, Deep discussions about things that matter...world events, politics, the arts, the state of world boinking (ug...again!) Vacations to interesting places and the occasional cheap dive because we're just so cool together it doesn't matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out to dinner and perhaps a movie or at a bar with friends. Then usually end up on the beach in front of my place in Santa Monica having a beer and pondering life or something else more fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have wide feet. 😮
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you laughed at any of the above then just hit me up and let's talk. Let's face it. It really doesn't matter what I write or you write. We're all great guys and girls, in a great city in a great country, top of our game, rulers of the universe, whatever. Doesn't mean squat if we don't click in person. So let's just grab a coffee, a beer, a cosmo or a kool-aid. You choose, I'll buy (cause i'm good like that)...and if we're excited to be with each other we'll take it from there . . .

If something in my profile resonates with you say hi. Unlike in a real world situation where a girl can give a guy the eye to let him know she's interested, on here it's really hard for us guys to know. So basically, just like in real life, women are the one's calling the shots. Us men just like to fool ourselves. 😮

Besides, I kinda have a thing for aggressive women. 😜