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31 M Wichita, KS

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14, 2009
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hello. I'm Will Olmen. What to say, what to say...

Well for starters I'm ex military. Once part of the Army's 101st Airborne. Paratrooper. Did some time in Afghanistan and yes firing at people was involved. And led to some pretty funny stories afterwards. I consider my past with the military a relatively large part of who I am. Not to say that I keep my M-4 and uniform on the wall or eat, drink, and breath military. I simply view the values of honor and integrity that the Army instilled in me as excellent qualities to maintain in my life outside of the Army.

Aside from that I do a lot of CGI and image alteration. I've put together pictures for just about every subject from Christmas cards to Star Wars. Pretty damn good at it too; even had some of my Star Wars pieces put on the official and received cash payment for them. When Lucas Film says you're good that's a nice feeling.

I love animals in general but dogs especially. Nobody could ever want a better friend than a well trained Rotweiler. Not only are they cute puppies and handsome dogs, but if you treat them right as they're growing up they will love you more than life itself and be the best damn guardian you could ever want.

Another hobby I have is writing. I've written stories since I was 14. Even tried to have one published at the age of 17, a 286 page book, and the publisher sent me quite the little response. Something along the lines of: "While your work shows great writing skill and has a story that I and my collegues all enjoyed reading, we feel that such graphic violence being published by a seventeen year old is not necessarily appropriate; especially considering today's political climate and recent events involving high school violence. (I sent it in a month after the Columbine incident) But please young Mr. Olmen, keep editting and improving the story and try us again in later years." ... Ok... so they said no for now, try later. What do I do? I keep it on disk and work on it. 3 years ago the unthinkable happens. The file on the disk gets corrupted and *pop* all my work goes to shit. Back up disk right? Corrupted too. Whatever got onto my computer to corrupt my files was saved on both copies. Life's work, all gone. Suffice it to say I puked. Literally.

Anyway, more about me... I'm cynical, sarcastic, and brutally honest; but not to people I care about. I try my best to keep it on a tight leash for girlfriends and close friends. And I like to view those as good traits to have because in order to be cynical and sarcastic you have to have a pretty decent grasp on the situations around you and a sharp enough wit to come up with smart assed little remarks. After all, a Smartass without smart is just an ass.

I am blunt, honest, and confident
What I’m doing with my life
Since leaving the military I've devoted my life to life itself. Yes I work but most of the time I spend just trying to make sure I've enjoyed my day. What's life worth if you don't take the time to live it?
I’m really good at
Writing, Photography, CGI, pointing out every minor little sarcastic piece of everything ever.

I'm really really good at making the best jokes at the worst times. Tears, pain, trial and tribulation. All of that seems easier to cope with if you laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My intimidating attitude quickly followed by my tendency to try and get as much attention on me as I can by making loud mouthed and smartass remarks. I'm actually NOT someone who ACTIVELY seeks attention. It just comes out in me. Like if I read out loud I slip into an english accent. I don't mean to but the shit just happens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A) Lord of the Rings and Tom Clancy novels. I also love Harry Potter (If kids with magic is wrong I don't wanna be right). I read a lot of Dean Koontz. I'm basically up for any good book. Keyword though is good. If the words 'but', 'like' or 'totally' is used more than twice within a five line segment outside of an actual purpose the book gets closed. Which has allowed me to rule out a fair bit of modern popular literature.

B) Stand By Me, Blackhawk Down, What Women Want (Yeah I said it. Meant it too.), S.W.A.T., Labrynth, Star Wars (and fuck you if you think I'm a nerd) and most WWII movies. And anything with zombies. I'm weird like that.

C) I enjoy alternative, rock, country-rock, rap, hip-hop, and SOME pop. Classical and Jazz are gods by which all music was made.

D) Nothing like a nice juicy steak with a ranch covered green salad and a baked potato with sour cream.
The six things I could never do without
1. Love
2. Fun
3. Good food and company to go with
4. My wit
5. Firearms
6. Umm... I dunno... fuck it, pasta salad.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I'm one of those people who multi-task really well. I can be fully entertained by just staring at a blank wall or ceiling and having three trains of thought all running through my head. Then the trains collide and lead to some pretty wack ass dreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find something to do in this town. Wichita DOES have amenities. It does. I've SEEN 'em. FINDING them and AFFORDING them however... well it's a myth. But dreams are born of myth and can someday be made reality. ... I hope.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That my private life is private for a reason.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're looking for someone to actually get to know. I don't want booty calls, I don't want a part time girlfriend (I give you full time or no time), and I've got drinkin' buddies. And quit sending me messages with invites to your church events. I like God and all, I am down with this saved soul thing. But just because I've been overseas and seen some shit others haven't doesn't mean I need you to floss the evil out of me with your stretched halo.