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TheNewNoTwo

36 Baltimore, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a goal-oriented goofball with a variety of interests. I love music, hiking, film, food, fitness, video games, traveling(though I haven't done nearly as much as everyone on this site apparently), and reading. I've played music my entire life. I have a good job now, but I'm in school as well and the sky is the limit. I'm a lucky guy with great friends and family.
What I’m doing with my life
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Nerd alert! I'm in school for software engineering. To pay bills I turn plant matter into beverages.

Also: http://youtu.be/GL0M4HtLl40
I’m really good at
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Listening, solving problems, fixing things, writing, and performing music.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm really loud apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors - Alfred Bester, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Jonathan Lethem, Graphic Novels, Calvin and Hobbes, Philip K. Dick, Arthur C. Clarke, Wiiliam Gibson
Movies - Coen Bros, Wes Anderson, foreign and indie, Baraka!
Shows - COSMOS, Breaking Bad, Venture Bros, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Firefly
Music - Bjork, Radiohead, Stevie Wonder, Jeff Buckley, Talking Heads, Afrobeat, Bowie, Beck, Junip, Little Dragon, Iron and Wine, TVOTR, and alt-J.
Food - All of the above! It is hard to beat an authentic taco.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, my people, books, sunshine, NPR, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time, and that we are the universe experiencing itself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
telling myself I should stay home and watch Netflix, but likely being persuaded to catch a live show of some sort.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no filter so I have to be careful here...
I can't grow an epic viking beard. It just looks like dirt.
UPDATE: I grew a beard, and it didn't suck.
You should message me if
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you want to. That's the point, right?