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TheNewNoTwo

36 Baltimore, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a goal-oriented goofball with a variety of interests. I love music, hiking, film, food, fitness, video games, traveling(going to Chile in December!), and reading. I've played music my entire life. I'm a lucky guy with great friends and family.
What I’m doing with my life
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Nerd alert! I'm a software engineer and a musician.

Also: http://youtu.be/GL0M4HtLl40
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, solving problems, fixing things, writing, and performing music.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm really loud apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors - Alfred Bester, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Jonathan Lethem, Graphic Novels, Calvin and Hobbes, Philip K. Dick, Arthur C. Clarke, William Gibson, Jared Diamond
Movies - Coen Bros, Wes Anderson, foreign and indie, Baraka!
Shows - COSMOS, Breaking Bad, Venture Bros, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Firefly
Music - Death Grips, Tobacco, The Internet, Bjork, Radiohead, Stevie Wonder, Jeff Buckley, Talking Heads, Afrobeat, Bowie, Beck, Junip, Little Dragon, Iron and Wine, TVOTR, and alt-J.
Food - All of the above! It is hard to beat an authentic taco.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, my people, books, sunshine, NPR, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time, and that we are the universe experiencing itself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
telling myself I should stay home and watch Netflix, but likely being persuaded to catch a live show of some sort.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no filter so I have to be careful here...
I can't grow an epic viking beard. It just looks like dirt.
UPDATE: I grew a beard, and it didn't suck.
You should message me if
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you want to. That's the point, right?