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TheNewNoTwo

35 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a goal-oriented goofball with a variety of interests. I love hiking, film, good food, fitness, video games, traveling(though I haven't done nearly as much as everyone on this site apparently), and reading. I've played music my entire life. I have a good job now, but I'm in school as well and the sky is the limit. I'm a lucky guy with great friends and family.
What I’m doing with my life
Nerd alert! I'm in school for software engineering. To pay bills I turn plant matter into beverages.

I just noticed my personality is "Less Kind" and "Less Love-Driven". I don't agree!
I’m really good at
Listening, solving problems, fixing things, writing and performing music.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Alfred Bester, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Graphic Novels, Calvin and Hobbes, Philip K. Dick
Movies - Cohen Bros, Wes Anderson, foreign and indie, Baraka!
Shows - Venture Bros, Firefly, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Trailer Park Boys and Game of Thrones. Ron Swanson.
Music - I love most music. Bjork, Radiohead, Stevie Wonder, Jeff Buckley, Talking Heads, Afrobeat, Bowie, Beck, Junip, Little Dragon, Iron and Wine, TVOTR, Tuneyards, and alt-J. Quite a bit of hip-hop/rap. Lately I've been listening to The War on Drugs.
Food - All of the above! It is hard to beat an authentic taco. I also love Ethiopian cuisine. I am always looking for new restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Music, books, friends, sunshine, NPR, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time, and that we are the universe experiencing itself.
On a typical Friday night I am
telling myself I should stay home, but likely being persuaded to carouse or catch a live show of some sort.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no filter so I have to be careful here...
I can't grow an epic viking beard. It just looks like dirt.
UPDATE: I grew a beard, and it didn't suck.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to chat or hang. That's the point, right?