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Johnny_Too_Cool

31 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm originally from Virginia, just outside DC. I don't know what my Myers-Briggs personality type is and I don't really want to take the test to find out. I'm moderately outgoing, fiercely loyal, a really good friend, and generally a nice guy. I have a dark sense of humor, I curse way too much, and I have a soft spot for dive bars, hoppy beers, and any type of food.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer working in advertising, so I write commercials and websites and things like that for a living. In my spare time I play music, write short movies, sketches, occasionally construct furniture, make posters, and generally try to be creative.
I’m really good at
Pplaying guitar.
Cooking.
Drinking.
Staying up late.
Sleeping in.
Crackin' wise.
Speaking up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I really don't know. I'm a fairly average looking guy. I will say that there is something about me that attracts crazy people. Like, if I'm on the bus, I'm the guy that the crazy person is yelling at. So whatever set of features that is, that's what I got.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot. I wrote my thesis on William Faulkner, I love modern and Southern lit, I'm a McSweeny's addict, and I love the writing of Marquez, Rushdie, and Etgar Keret.

I've been playing guitar since I was 12, and I've moved on to bass, mandolin, and banjo (sparingly). My favorite hobby is collecting new instruments to mess around on. I have a diverse but opinionated love of all types of rock music, and deep down, I have a soft spot for hip hop, wussy-indie-folk-rock, and dorky guitar music. Also, I grew up playing grunge, so my inner 15 year-old thinks Pearl Jam is the best band that ever existed.

I love movies because they're usually pretty entertaining and they ask very little of you. A couple hours are a pretty small investment and odds are I'd waste the time anyway. So if you have a movie that you desperately want to go see, I'll go see it with you even if there's a 99% chance I won't like it.

My mom is a great southern cook. I grew up like I was in Paula Dean's kitchen, minus the racism. I'm pretty open to eating anything that's put on a plate in front of me, and even I didn't like it, I'd probably just eat anyway because I wouldn't want to be rude.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, food, water, shelter, warmth, and an assortment of vitamins and minerals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
music/words/jokes/movies/women/food/family
On a typical Friday night I am
I like to spice things up. Y'know, get drinks at TGI Fridays Happy Hour. If I'm feeling really sassy, I'll even order the Chocolate Brownie Kaboom. It's bad for me, but I'll say to myself, "Hey, it's Friday, live a little." Though usually, I make someone split it with me, because really I just want the taste and not all those calories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
21-35-03.
But you'll never find out where I hid the safe.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're down to Earth, smart, hard-working and funny.

All of my long term relationships have been with strong, smart, independent women - I like it that way.