Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I AM REPURPOSING YET AGAIN.
Okay, what I had here before was a bit heavy on the melodrama. But
now I'm in the mood for some MELLOW drama.
Come over and we can play bossa nova records and put our feet up
and talk about family dynamics and fluid sexual identities.
Frantically neurotic and consistently overextended guy seeks
friendly calming presence and skilled perspective-shifter /
I already have cats, they don't get the job done.
Also if you're a progressive-seeming dude or bi/gay/queer gal near
Brooklyn, I'm helping out an awesome friend of mine with some
advance scouting. She's good people, I can vouch for her.
Also also I tend to be shy as fuck, so I might spend a lot of time
just starring or 'liking' profiles of people who seem to have
exceptionally friendly faces or whose profiles indicate that they'd
be good people to talk to about sexuality/polyness/kink issues, so
that they'll show up in my list and I can send them a message
later, when I peek my head up out of my hideyhole. If I see my
shadow, it's 6 more weeks of Edgar Winter. (What I'm saying is;
don't wait for me to mesage first if you want to say hello.)
(Also: I'm not at all averse to making friends with fellow cis
guys, but they tend to be shittier listeners and are less likely to
be emotionally, politically and socially alligned with me, even
here. But if you're partnered with a cis man/men, and your guy(s)
is/are awesome too, then I'm happy to make multiple friends!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
starting over on the west coast, I hope
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depends on the context. Sometimes it's that I am tall, sometimes
it's that I'm calling your marriage a sham on national television,
sometimes it's my collection of Pokemon t-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorites are all childish escapism. Miyazaki, Gail Simone,
Sketch comedy, and a goofy New England band that shall not be named
but whom I've loved since I first picked up a guitar despite my
non-engagement with recreational pharmaseuticals.
Except with food, I guess. I'd go with maybe zucchini there. But
childish zucchini, for sure. Like, cut into dinosaur shapes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
but come Saturday morning, I am not.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... You're Oprah. Or if you want a usually low-maintenance friend
with some crazy-ass stories from a somewhat crazy-ass life as an
activist and member of the media, but who will also occasionally
need your shoulder to cry on, as someone he has no designs on
becoming entangled with in some way.
(That's me, btw.)
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