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Will__you

35 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Apr 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I AM REPURPOSING YET AGAIN.

Okay, what I had here before was a bit heavy on the melodrama. But now I'm in the mood for some MELLOW drama.

Come over and we can play bossa nova records and put our feet up and talk about family dynamics and fluid sexual identities.

Frantically neurotic and consistently overextended guy seeks friendly calming presence and skilled perspective-shifter / privelege-checker.

I already have cats, they don't get the job done.

Also if you're a progressive-seeming dude or bi/gay/queer gal near Brooklyn, I'm helping out an awesome friend of mine with some advance scouting. She's good people, I can vouch for her.

Also also I tend to be shy as fuck, so I might spend a lot of time just starring or 'liking' profiles of people who seem to have exceptionally friendly faces or whose profiles indicate that they'd be good people to talk to about sexuality/polyness/kink issues, so that they'll show up in my list and I can send them a message later, when I peek my head up out of my hideyhole. If I see my shadow, it's 6 more weeks of Edgar Winter. (What I'm saying is; don't wait for me to mesage first if you want to say hello.)

(Also: I'm not at all averse to making friends with fellow cis guys, but they tend to be shittier listeners and are less likely to be emotionally, politically and socially alligned with me, even here. But if you're partnered with a cis man/men, and your guy(s) is/are awesome too, then I'm happy to make multiple friends!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
starting over on the west coast, I hope
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depends on the context. Sometimes it's that I am tall, sometimes it's that I'm calling your marriage a sham on national television, sometimes it's my collection of Pokemon t-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorites are all childish escapism. Miyazaki, Gail Simone, Sketch comedy, and a goofy New England band that shall not be named but whom I've loved since I first picked up a guitar despite my non-engagement with recreational pharmaseuticals.

Except with food, I guess. I'd go with maybe zucchini there. But childish zucchini, for sure. Like, cut into dinosaur shapes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
M, E, D, P, S, and B.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
but come Saturday morning, I am not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm lost.
You should message me if
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... You're Oprah. Or if you want a usually low-maintenance friend with some crazy-ass stories from a somewhat crazy-ass life as an activist and member of the media, but who will also occasionally need your shoulder to cry on, as someone he has no designs on becoming entangled with in some way.

(That's me, btw.)