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William_Houser

25 M Cincinnati, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a geek. (There, I said it!) I'm not crazy dedicated to any one specific thing, just generally into games, cartoons, sci-fi, etc. I can be a bit of a dreamer. I'm definitely a gamer. I sometimes write for fun. As a general rule I try not to take life too seriously. The question machine yelled at me once for marking too many questions 'irrelevant'. I guess that means I wasn't answering seriously enough or something. I'm a very optimistic person. I'm a morning person. I never drink alcohol, but I don't mind if other people do.

I play Magic, a collectible card game. I only play casually, but it is one of my favorite games. I usually attend Friday Night Magic at a local shop, as long as I don't have to work that night.

As a requirement of my job, I care about the Cincinnati Reds. I work at the stadium, and my job is much easier and more fun when they're winning.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm getting more established in Cincinnati, plotting out the course for the next few years. Looking forward to steps upward in my career. I just bought a house. Big step. To quote XKCD, 'You're trusting me with a building...'

I work at Great American Ballpark, for Sportservice. We do the food and retail. So far I love my job and I work with a ton of great people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Board games, card games, some video games. I'm a gamer, and I'll try any type of game once. I really enjoy breaking games down and seeing how they function on a mechanical level.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess I can be shy at first. I'm not very good at starting conversations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read books very often. I enjoy occasional movies, but am more of a TV guy. On top of that list are Kino's Journey, The Daily Show, Futurama, Dr. Who, My Little Pony(three quarters of you just laughed and clicked away), South Park, and similar stuff. I like just about any type of music except country. I can listen to some country stuff, but I get sick of it pretty quickly. For food, I love chicken, any seafood that isn't tuna, and most fruit (strawberries and raspberries especially). I am a huge fan of wings and Mountain Dew.

Movies, I love The Lord of the Rings, anything by Miyazaki, Frozen, Wreck-It Ralph, Anchorman, plenty of other stuff, but I haven't gotten to see as many movies as I'd like to recently.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mountain Dew is on there somewhere, half sarcastically. To rank them, I think I'd go with:

1. My family.
2. My friends.
3. My computer.
4. Some video games.
5. This is hard now. I'm not really sure there is anything else to put on this list. Does the internet fall under computer?
6. Board games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
See everything I listed in every other one of these answers. Also lots of existential nothingness. And occasionally pineapples.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with a small group of friends, or at a game shop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a virgin.
You should message me if
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I want to find someone I can play video games with, snuggle up and watch anime with, and/or play Magic with. Ultimately I'd like to find someone I could fall in love with, so if you're interested in any of the same. If you do message me, though, please don't use chatspeak.

Also if you'd like to join a DnD or GURPs game that I'm running, feel free to message me for that, too.