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Willomac418

28 M Jacksonville, NC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Well if ain't got a damn dip in my mouth and a 4-stroke rumblin underneath me I just ain't at home. I'm the best tractor driver in the tri-county area, some would say. I'm just a backwoods ol' country boy with a hankerin' for some home made biscuits and kind miss Elsa's sweet tea! HOO BOY THAT HITS THE SPOT! When I ain't edgin up a driveway with my reliable old weedeater or bushhoggin a field in the 100 degree summer sun, you can find me down by the waterin hole sleeping beside my rod and waiting on a big un' to bite. Fuck a goddamn run on sentence, i aint give a shit. On the weekends I like to take my hounds down in the hollar and tree some squirrels and racoons. Boy can ol Blue howl! Put a shell o' birdshot in them varmints and fry em up for supper. Hell, then i'll just kick my heels up and have some a them DEEEEEEEEElightful frozen peaches from ol todds orchard!
What I’m doing with my life
I tell you what, I barely make a fuckin red cent toiling away diggin, fixin, mowin, fuckin, paintin and haulin whatever needs to be done. But by god the satisfaction of a hard days work is all a man could ever need. When I look down and see these old callused hands, i know i'm the richest man alive. The lord done made me rich, yes sir. Guess I need to pay the ol boy back by gettin up one sunday mornin, puttin on my fineries and headin down to hear the preacher man preach. Lord knows i try!
I’m really good at
Ropin a cow, whoopin a man's ass, speculatin on the weather, eatin biscuits, haulin metal down to the scrap yard, writing poetry, weed eatin around mail boxes, shootin a 12 gauge, respectin my momma, punchin a goat, drinkin whiskey, healing a goat after it suffered an unexplained injury, blowin in a jug , bullshittin, line dancing....
The first things people usually notice about me
My finely creased bib overalls and fatass dip in my lower lip. Also my firm handshake and honest demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If a man's pickin on a banjo best you believe I get to stompin these old feet!

Good mess a pinto beans and greens ain't never done a man harm.
The six things I could never do without
Wd-40
Duct Tape
My chainsaw
Natty Lite
Jesus/God
The guidance of Johny Cash
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How i'm a gonna get that damn lawnmower outta that ditch. Hell its wedged in tight as a damn new pair a shoes on a rainy day. Fuck, I tried cuttin it sharp and opening her up wide but that didn't do no good. Thinkin bout asking them Miller boys to come down and help. Thems two big ol strong boys....
On a typical Friday night I am
Cussin at that damn racoon that's in the trash out there again. Get up Blue, damn old lazy hound! Shit! You're supposed to be out there barkin at them critters not in here layin on the damn rug like a sack a rice. Get your ass out there! I can hear him!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time my pa was soldering a tin wire up into a circuit inside a outlet down at the barn. He asked for some 60/40 lead rosin solder and I handed him the 50/50. The fellas aint never gonna let me live that one down. God, do them boys rag on me!
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You ain't kin to me. Been there done that! Hell, it was worth it though. Damn family reunion had to go an ruin a beautiful thing.

On a serious note....
-If you want to cruise at the beach and listen to 90's rock.
-If you want to go chill at a book store and drink over-priced coffee.
-If you want to drink tequila and discuss sci-fi/horror movies.
-If you use or enjoy the use of rap lyrics in conversation.