Greetings; lets do some honesty; I’m an empty ése... fill me out! All kidding aside, you're here. Whether you got sucked in by match/friend percentages, my incredibly average profile pic or you want an enemy to start a war with is irrelevant; because you're here, nice to almost meet you.

Hope you enjoy the show and be sure to partake of the snack bar in the lobby at intermission. First off, I am not looking for serious at this point. That being said, it really doesn't matter what I tell you here because more than likely, you're already thinking; "I know what he wants."; and well, you may be right. Isn't that what we all want at some point? For now though I simply want to spend time with someone and have some fun. Walks, talks, games or whatever we decide. I'm sure I will enjoy the time with you more than the activity itself.

If you want to know something else, then e-mail me. It's ok, I usually don't bite unless asked.
Simple huh?

Life stuff. You know. Working. Dealing with bodily functions and the occasional brain freeze. Deciding what I should go back to school for. Trying to sell random junk to pay for my divorce. Being three dimensional.

Running away screaming and laughing from people looking for their "soulmate."

How the hell do I know? I don't ask and I don't care.

Books: 1984, Fahrenheit 451,

Movies: The Hudsucker Proxy, Time Bandits, Reanimator, From Beyond, Dark City, Smile, Mystery Men, Army of Darkness, The Wall, Bambi, SciFi and most anything disturbing

Shows: Gilligan's Island, The Beverly Hillbillies, Star Trek,
Dr. Who

Music: Yes, Tool, Offspring, Queen, The Who, UFO, The Kings, Klaatu, Berlin, INXS, Rick Wakeman, Sick Puppies

Food: It's not still moving is it?

Sex, transportation, clothing, alarm clock, money, music, trusty towel. Yep, six! This is my reality, not yours. =P

How to get you to let me touch your Golden Wonka Ticket.
Wait!, there were only five and you didn't get one. So, why the attitude princess?

Why this silly website insists on showing me high enemy rating matches when I log in. Not that I really care, lol

"Y'all got issues?" Sorry, I don't have issues. I like me. Guess I'm done thinking about that.

“The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.” ~ Emil Ludwig

Relaxing, I work a split shift and don't get home until mid evening or later so I am relaxing. Unless you have a better idea. ;)

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me. You can't prove a thing!
At least until we create our own private thing. ;)

you would like to:
Engage Wally World greeters in a foam sword fight,
Finger a warm peach pie or
Pickle a bowling ball.