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30 Grand Rapids, MI Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 10:23am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just your average head and shoulders, knees and toes.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a bus driver for The Rapid. So if you are a committed pedestrian you may see me around doing that.
I’m really good at
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Getting along with people, driving, welding, telling jokes with friends, cooking, rollerblading, biking, looking classy holding a glass of scotch… well everybody looks classy holding a glass of scotch.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dope sunglasses.

I also have a BEARD! It's softer than it looks.

In the summer my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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You probably don't need to read these lists. I realize they have gotten a bit out of hand.

Diskworld books (Terry Pratchett), The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), The GAP sequence (Stephen Donaldson), The Dark Tower books (Stephen King), I Was Told There'd Be Cake (Sloane Crosley), Sabriel (Garth Nix), Predictably Irrational (Dan Ariely), An Object of Beauty (Steve Martin), Watership Down (Richard Adams) When You Are Engulfed in Flames (David Sedaris) and more...

Some of my favorite books have pictures in them (don't judge). Calvin & Hobbs (Bill Watterson), Preacher (Garth Ennis), Flight comics (Kazu Kibuishi)…

Terminator 2, Chasing Amy, Judge Dredd, Dogma, The Breakfast Club, Mallrats, The Shipping News, Blade Runner, Gone in 60 Seconds, Total Recall, Krull, Life Is Beautiful, Full Metal Jacket, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Clerks 1 & 2, Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas, This is Spinal Tap, Garden State, Army of Darkness, High Fidelity, Better than Chocolate, Igby Goes Down, Masters of the Universe, Human Traffic, Tampopo, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Grosse Pointe Blank, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The Usual Suspects, The Negotiator, American Beauty, The Shawshank Redemption' An Unfinished Life, Ghost World, Three to Tango, Orgazmo, Jesus Christ: Vampyer Hunter, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Reefer Madness, Fight Club, Conan: The barbarian, Edward Scissorhands, Keeping the Faith, The Fifth Element, Wayne's World, Empire Records, The Muppet Movie, Quigley Down Under, Kelly's Heroes, Meet Joe Black, Children of Men, Secretary, The Big Lebowski, The Hudsucker Proxy, Chinatown, American Psycho, Princess Bride, Amelie, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, The Ice Storm, SLC Punk, Trainspotting, A Mighty Wind, The Rules of Attraction, Princess Mononoke, Tank Girl, The City of Lost Children, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Willow, Serenity, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Harold & Maude, Cool Hand Luke, The Virgin Suicides, Thumbsucker, Cashback, Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, TiMER ...and many more.

Portlandia, Community, House, Lost, Star Trek, Man vs. Wild, Mythbusters, Law and Order, Farscape, Buffy, Brisco County Jr., Bill Nye, Bullshit, Weeds, Breaking Bad, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, The Daily Show, Flight of the Conchords, The Venture Bros., Naruto, How I Met Your Mother, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Mighty Boosh, Home Movies, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, QI, Dr. Who, New Girl, Girls, Cosmos (new and old)

3Oh!3, ABBA, AFI, Alicia Keys, Alisson Krauss, Alkaline Trio, Allman Brothers Band, The Aquabats, The Beatles, Beck, Belle And Sebastian, The Beta Band, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Blind Mellon, Blondie, Blues Traveler, Bob Dylan, Bonnie Raitt, Bruce Springsteen, Cake, Cat Stevens, CCR, Cheap Trick, Cibo Matto, Coolio, Cobra Starship, Counting Crows, The Cranberries, CSS, The Cure, Cyndi Lauper, David Bowie, Dexy's Midnight Runners, DragonForce, The Dresden Dolls, Electric 6, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Eric Clapton, Evanescence, The Finches, The Foo Fighters, Frank Zappa, Freezepop, Garbage, Gillian Welch, The Go! Team, Guns N' Roses, Heart, Hole, Hootie & The Blowfish, Imogen Heap, Iron & Wine, Jackson Brown, Janes Addiction, Janis Joplin, Joan Armatrading, Joan Jett, John Mellencamp, John Hiatt, John Prine, Johnny Cash, Journey, K.Flay, Kermit the Frog, Kimya Dawson, The Kinks, The Knife, Lady Gaga, Ladytron, Lush, Maroon 5, Massive Attack, Mc Chris, MGMT, Mika, Mindless Self Indulgence, Modest Mouse, The New Pornographers, No Doubt, Old Crow Medicine Show, Outkast, Paul Simon, P!nk, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Poe, Queen, The Ramones, Randy Newman, Ratata, The Real Big Fish, Regina Spektor, REM, Rihanna, Rod Stewart, Run DMC, The Scissor Sisters, The Shins, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Simon and Garfunkel, The Smashing Pumpkins, Steely Dan, The Streets (UK), Sublime, Sufjan Stevens, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Tiffany, The Ting Tings, Tom Petty, Tracy Chapman, The Turtles, Vanessa Carlton, Van Morrison, Violent Femmes, Warren Zevon, Weezer, The White Stripes, The Who, Will. I. Am

♫Tell your boyfriend, if he says hes got beef,
that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't @$&£%# scared of him.♫

Falafel, curry, lasagna, mac n' cheese (with peas), pizza, almonds, bananas, asparagus, black bean soup, avacados, limeade, Canada Dry, tea, carbonated water

I also love to cook. Going on the Internet and finding a new recipe to try is always a fun challenge.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I seem to have a very fractured view of myself. I often think of myself years ago months ago even days ago as separate people. This is made obvious on mornings when I turn on my car and I'd've been listening to NPR the last time I drove. Often times I'll yell "Nerd!" And switch the station to rock music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I guess I try to spend Friday nights with friends doing x,y or z.

I'll do a bar if it's not too crowded or loud. When the weather gets better an evening bike ride on Kent Trails sounds nice. What I'm doing is rarely as important as who I'm going it with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm scared of bees. Like super run away scared.

I had a crush on Daria Morgendorffer when I was growing up (and still do).
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♫I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass♫

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