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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:58am
Asian, Pacific Islander
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Honest truth: I just want to meet someone who will feed me while I Netflix. We could take turns, or flip a coin for it! Mmm, we can figure out a system later..

So.. where's the button that randomly generates one of these? You know, the one that everyone presses to make it say stuff like "I'm laid back, open minded, fun loving, down to earth, and eager to try new things"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Indentured servitude.. but at least I'm good at it.

It's literally my job to get people drunk. I don't actually drink much myself though since my body lacks the ability to produce alcohol dehydrogenase.

I'm an incredibly physical person. It's gotten to the point where I get depressed whenever I don't exert enough energy for the day. I'm even soliciting help from others to be able to! So, how about a tennis match? Or rock climbing. Or yoga someplace. Doesn't matter what, it'll be fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not dying. I've been alive for 28 years in a row now.

Other stuff: tetris, board/card/video games (mainly street fighter and league of legends), puzzles, predicting outcomes for shows/movies, thinking of alternate (and usually better) plotlines for everything.

I can edit papers and raise it a MINIMUM of one letter grade.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is how quickly I can shift from looking at them cockeyed to looking at them normally when they face me, then straight back to cockeyed as soon as their backs turn. Actually, I'm not so sure they notice this because of how masterfully I do it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests. - awesome sci-fi story and - art I like

311, Armin van Buuren, Earth Wind and Fire, Johnny Cash, Muse, Eazy E, The Cardigans, The Black Keys, No Doubt, Nirvana, Radiohead, Blink 182, Tupac, The Offspring, John Legend, Daft Punk, Tiesto, Ed Sheeran, Steve Aoki, Childish Gambino, DFD, Martin Solveig, Eminem, The Roots, Bastille, N.E.R.D.

"When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But when you're sad, you understand the lyrics."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People affiliated by consanguinity.

Problems or enigmas that test the ingenuity of the solver.

The continuous motion and shape change illusion by means of rapid display of a sequence of static images that minimally differ from each other.

Animal flesh.

Structured playing usually undertaken for enjoyment and sometimes used as an educational tool.

Domesticated companions
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting around someplace waiting for a tall, caring, and laid-back guy with an awesome sense of humor and goals in life to talk to me with more than just sex in mind. Oh wait, that's YOU, good luck with that HAHAHAHAHA hahahahah

*AHEM* Sorry.. That was unnecessarily cruel.

If I'm not working, I'm usually laughing at /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I know I was an accident.. My next oldest sibling is 9 years apart from me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find time to after you've deleted the billion or so propositions for sex in your inbox. It's a daunting task, but I have faith that you'll eventually get through them all. NEVER GIVE UP