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WilyMerchant

27 M Garden Grove, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Where's the button that randomly generates one of these? You know, the one that makes it say stuff like "I'm laid back, open minded, fun loving, down to earth, and eager to try new things"
What I’m doing with my life
Indentured servitude.. but at least I'm good at it.

It's literally my job to get people drunk. I don't actually drink much myself though since my body lacks the ability to produce alcohol dehydrogenase.

I'm an incredibly physical person. It's gotten to the point where I get depressed whenever I don't exert enough energy for the day. I'm even soliciting help from others to be able to! So, how about a tennis match? Or rock climbing. Or yoga someplace. Doesn't matter what, it'll be fun.

Oh, and I'm on the path to becoming THE RULER OF THE WORLD. Who's interested in taking Advanced Subjugation and Oppressive Leadership workshops with me?
I’m really good at
not dying. I've been alive for 27 years in a row now.

Honestly though, I'm an over-achiever, but only on the premise that eating is achieving. Find a carne asada or shrimp eating contest and let me know about it. I WILL WIN THAT SHIT

Other stuff: tetris, board/card/video games (mainly street fighter and league of legends), puzzles, predicting outcomes for shows/movies, thinking of alternate (and usually better) plotlines for everything.

I can edit papers and raise it a MINIMUM of one letter grade.
The first things people usually notice about me
is how quickly I can shift from looking at them cockeyed to looking at them normally, then straight back to cockeyed as soon as their backs turn. Actually, I'm not so sure they notice this because of how masterfully I do it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
http://filer.case.edu/dts8/thelastq.htm - awesome sci-fi story

http://sean.terretta.com/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads-charles-warnke

http://9gag.com/gag/anY21b5 and http://9gag.com/gag/aVOEgg2 - art I like

311, Armin van Buuren, Earth Wind and Fire, Johnny Cash, Muse, Eazy E, The Cardigans, The Black Keys, No Doubt, Nirvana, Radiohead, Blink 182, Tupac, The Offspring, John Legend, Daft Punk, Tiesto, Ed Sheeran, Steve Aoki, Childish Gambino, DFD, Martin Solveig, Eminem, The Roots, Bastille, N.E.R.D.

"When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But when you're sad, you understand the lyrics."
The six things I could never do without
People affiliated by consanguinity.

Problems or enigmas that test the ingenuity of the solver.

The continuous motion and shape change illusion by means of rapid display of a sequence of static images that minimally differ from each other.

Animal flesh.

Structured playing usually undertaken for enjoyment and sometimes used as an educational tool.

Domesticated companions
On a typical Friday night I am
sitting around someplace waiting for a tall, caring, and laid-back guy with an awesome sense of humor and goals in life to talk to me looking for more than just sex. Oh wait, that's YOU, good luck with that HAHAHAHAHA hahahahah

*AHEM* Sorry.. That was unnecessarily cruel.

If I'm not working, I'm usually laughing at /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I know I was an accident.. My next oldest sibling is 9 years apart from me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You find time to after you've deleted the billion or so propositions for sex in your inbox. It's a daunting task, but I have faith that you'll eventually get through them all. NEVER GIVE UP