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WimpDogg

34 M Logan, UT

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I never seem to be content with what I have in this box..... Maybe I'm not so good at fitting in boxes. I don't really do the regret thing. I like my life, and if it weren't for my past, I wouldn't be where I am at this very moment. This doesn't mean there isn't always room for improvement, but by and large; life is good.

Sometimes, my ambitions are hampered by my peter pan complex.

I came pretty close to doing the two car garage, white picket fence thing, and though the decision not to go down that road wasn't mine, it turns out that it's the best decision that was ever made for me. This doesn't mean I'm against going down that road at some time in the future, I just don't think that's the only route my life could possibly take.

Probably one of the things I enjoy most in life, is simply being on a boat. Pretty much anytime I get the opportunity I'll be on a boat.

I like commas, colons, and semi-colons. I'm the king of run on sentences.

I'm not super good at the whole E-mail thing on here, I much prefer to have a text buddy.

I like long romantic walks to the fridge.
What I’m doing with my life
I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

I'm seriously considering going back to school. But, at 32, it's kinda scary. Also, I'd like to fight an alligator. Going back to school is scarier for me than the thought of fighting an alligator.

If anyone has access to an alligator I could fight, I'd appreciate it, because it may make me feel better about the whole school thing....... Maybe.
I’m really good at
Building things, cheering people up, pretending uncomfortable and awkward situations aren't happening right in front of me.

Cookingreally, really, really, I like to cook, maybe someday I'll own my own Diner, but maybe not. Fate is a cruel mistress and who knows what she has in store for me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the fact that my shyness comes off as standoff-ishness, and as a result, people think I'm not super friendly. The reality is, most often, it takes me awhile to figure out the right thing to say, and I really don't like to mis-speak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm just gonna list my five favorites in no particular order, in each category.

5 Favorite Books:
East of Eden
To Kill a Mockingbird
Post Office
A Song of Ice and Fire series.
Enders Game

5 Favorite Movies:
American History X
Love Actually
Top Gun
Step Brothers
Young Guns II

5 Favorite TV Shows:
The League
Dexter
The Walking Dead
The Big Bang Theory
Sons of Anarchy

5 Favorite Songs:
Skid Row- Youth Gone Wild
Johnny Cash- Folsom Prison Blues
Elton John- Your Song
Rise Against- Savior
Otis Redding- Sittin' at the Dock of the Bay

5 Favorite Foods:
Waffles
Waffle Crisp
Nachos
Tacos
Eggs.
The six things I could never do without
My Family; they are my rock
Hope; what do we have without it?
Trust; I find it necessary for any relationship, be it romantic, professional, whatever
Music; I love almost all music, there is something good in every genre
Pictures; every one is a different memory
Laughter; I find it therapeutic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How long you wait before telling a highway it's adopted. I gotta think before too long it's gonna figure out it doesn't look like the Kiwanis Club...

“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”- Dr. Seuss
On a typical Friday night I am
Letting my hair down. This can mean a million different things, from beers and burgers on a friends deck, to a quiet night with a movie, to a spontaneous trip to Wendover for an all night craps session. The most important thing is, every once in awhile I like to forget I have bills to pay and responsibilities, and just have FUN!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a tattoo artist I operate out of a panel van. The name of my business is "Free Candy Mobile Tattooist"

also, I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to be my text buddy

You like to have fun, you have at least some morals. Everybody has baggage but it would be nice to find someone who's baggage matches mine.