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  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
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Last online
Today – 8:42am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Bay Area native, finally made it to San Francisco after growing up in the North Bay and living for a little over a year in San Jose. I strayed away to Ohio for 4 years for college (Go Redhawks!), and found myself homesick for the innumerable benefits of the SF Bay Area (Food! Weather!).

I'm working in the wine/spirits industry in a start-up, and I spend my spare time as a wine judge, reading books (comedy and non-fiction history are my favorites), hitting the gym/playing basketball, cooking, making homemade ice cream, wasting time on the internets, and using far too many parenthetical remarks to describe myself (a bad habit, I know, but it can't be helped).

I'm a smart, witty, and fun guy who's interested in meeting someone genuine.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently working in the wine/spirits world; I want to eventually run a small production spirits company. I plan on going back to Grad School and pursuing either an MBA or my Masters in Economics. Winning the lotto wouldn't be a bad second prize though. Also, if I want to figure out a way to spend time around the world (particularly Japan, Scotland, New Zealand, and Northern Italy).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Matching songs on the radio as background music for movie scenes. I can confidently say that I'm a good cook, and I have a minor penchant for karaoke. Making "that's what she said" jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: April 1865, Theodore Rex, Team of Rivals, Brave New World, Wine Bible, Dave Barry assortments, and much, much more!

Movies: Hot Fuzz (the last 30 minutes are phenomenal), The Great Escape, Monty Python movies, Mel Brooks movies, Transformers (underrated!), movies aren't really my deal.

TV: Top Gear UK, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Community, Venture Bros, South Park, Iron Chef (old Japanese version), The Boondocks,

Music: Queen, The Offspring, Baroque/Romantic composers, George Thorogood, ACDC, Dr. Dre, The Stones, most things except country. I'm not a fan.

Food: mmmmm... Food. I love food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am the only person on OKCupid who hasn't been to Machu Picchu yet? Seriously.

How comedy writers keep writing and don't get bored.

How not to end my sentences with prepositions, then getting impatient and ignoring grammar rules.

The current state of the wine and spirits industry around the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about in SF with friends, finding our way into ridiculous situations. Usually happens whether I like it or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every now and then, I imagine how wrong answering this question has gone for someone else.
You should message me if
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You're looking for an intelligent, hard-working, and sweet guy to get to know better.

Other random notes:
You think Matt Damon's best performance was in EuroTrip.
You can at least put up with a slew of Mel Brooks references and jokes
Ron Swanson is your secret hero.
You agree that the music from the 70's and 80's had the absolute BEST bass lines/Guns and Roses is amazing music for long drives across the countryside.