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32 M Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I like:
New people
Second lines
International postcards
Getting the hell out of Cleveland for a week or six months on a whim
Hosting couchsurfers
Being on the water
Filling out my library with $3 books from AbeBooks
Strange adventures
Marginally bad ideas
Cooking unnecessarily elaborate meals
White Russians while cooking
My idiot animals
Talking cats in novels
Fixing cars and building houses
Indian street food
Trains that don't have safety standards
What I’m doing with my life
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Running a free hostel, apparently.

And sailing.
I’m really good at
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laid back sailboat captaining; editing books and grad school essays and such; hairy situations; carrying a conversation; encouraging people to do the things that it seems they would be happy doing; teaching children about the joys of being facetious and absurd with a straight face; fixing stuff; teaching people how to fix stuff; knowing when people don't care to know how to fix stuff; stopping on the highway to help distressed motorists; being somewhat indiscriminate; keeping my door open to whomever might chance to walk in.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My strict adherence to the principles of nudism.

Or, if it's winter:
Every year around the holidays, I grow a single, white, ultralong eyelash. I don't know why I do this, but if you're not ok with that, it's probably not going to work.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mostly stick to novels, but I'm currently in the midst of the Seven Pillars of Wisdom, which has me daydreaming of deserts and such. I only get Univision on the tv, so I'm partially fluent in Spanish-language domestic disputes and murder plots. That said, The Wire is the best show ever. Followed by Trailer Park Boys. Beasts of the Southern Wild is the best movie I've seen in a while. Add to that: Lawrence of Arabia. I'm all over the map, musically speaking. Old blues, new indie, a little New Orleans, I'm open to anything. Or almost - Skrillex makes me feel a little old. I can cook you a fabulous Lamb Tikka Masala from scratch, or I can heat the oven to 400 and eat a $2 pizza from Aldi if it's just me and Beedi. It really depends on the audience.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Large bodies of water
Laughing about anything at all
I forgot the sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Roller furlers and such.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows? The week/weekend dichotomy isn't really my thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been boycotting Cleveland's baseball team since high school. I've slipped a few times over the last decade or so, but I'm pretty strict about it these days. Do what you feel, but if you wear that crap in my house, be ready for a hearty debate.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you might want to adopt Daisy, my current foster dog.
you think there's a book I should read.
you've been vouched 3 times on
you've got a good story to tell. Or a really cheesy one.
you can do an impressive accent.
you're making some sort of decision and need an unbiased stranger's thoughts on the matter.
you're going on an adventure.
you know how to catch a walleye.
You can tie a bowline knot.
You just feel like it.