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Winslowc

50 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 43–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
....ok..i don't want to upset people..but if you believe the bible...are a born again or very serious christian..you need to stop reading now...we will not get along..sorry..but it's just reality...don't get mad and send angry letters because i'm being honest...being honest isn't "toxic"..neither is being a strong female....i carefully check all the religious preferences and am respectful enough to pass all christians. .i would hope christians would be respectful of me..

Ok..now that that's out of the way...me..I'm not the girl next door..I'm off beat..whip smart..tattooed..pierced..animal lover..adore my daughter...hard working super nurse..

I am not running marathons or praying for ski season..i am walking my dogs..climbing on playgrounds..digging through bookstores and consignment shops...watching the Simpsons with my kiddo...my job is crazy with unpredictable hours..i need time to decompress. .i love swimming..anything on the water..but I'm not into living my life around a gym..i love to box and bellydance..not at the same time though..

.i would like to live in australia..i like reptiles..i like animals (and often people) who are not well understood

..i must be near an ocean..i am not a fan of beards...i will not respond to borderline diabetics with beards, unless they are my patient..

If I were rich, I would love to buy the chance to get in the boxing ring with Sarah Palin..i don't like Republicans or people who think politics are boring... I proudly worked for a woman's clinic that provides abortions, you'll look stupid if you try and debate women's rights with me....

I don't understand this "looking for a woman with no baggage"..everyone has baggage unless you were conceived in a lab and have an IQ of 60..

i do not look good in photos..i like dreadlocks..i am probably immature..i like my tattoos..i like other peoples tattoos
..not a fan of guns, violent video games, or hunting..I swear too much..i'm an INTJ if you believe in those things.
.i..i think south park is funny..
.i'm not looking for someone to grow old and die with..i'm looking for friends and maybe someone to share life with.
.i care about learning the real person..i don't care about your "six pack" your car..your boat or any of that silly stuff..i want to know the person....
I seem to match up with people younger than me...that's fine, but I draw the line at 20 something's

I am quirky..known to discuss various types of bowel obstructions while eating..
wish I was an artists
I was once a primate keeper..
...i was very into punk in the 1970' and 1980's..i still like my hair spikey and love the music..

I get many notes from Christians....this is very strange to me....to put it simply, I don't want to change you and you would be very, very foolish to try to change me...on a side note, have you ever seen those nature shows where something gets too close to a bear cub and the mother bear comes and turns into this storm of teeth and claws?...that's me if you bring your bible around my kid....probably I'm closer to a honey badger than a bear..regardless, you will have me and my 98 lb dog on your throat if you bring a bible around my kid...

ONCE AGAIN..AND WITH FEELING..IF YOU OPPOSE GAY MARRIAGE AND THINK HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN FUCK OFF!!!!!!!.
LISTEN CAREFULLY!..ARE YOU IN YOUR 20' S?..IF YOU ARE WE WILL NOT BE MEETING..I DON'T CARE HOW AMAZING YOUR PACKAGE IS..YOU ARE TOO YOUNG..
IF JESUS MAKES YOU SMILE...YOU LIST THE BIBLE AS A FAVE BOOK...IF YOU ARE A SERIOUS CHRISTIAN..WE WILL NOT GET ALONG...ALSO, YOU SHOULD HAVE ZERO OPINION ABOUT ABORTION UNLESS YOU HAVE A UTERUS...NO DISCUSSION..YOU WILL LOOK AGGRESSIVELY STUPID IF YOU TRY..I AM WAY SMARTER THAN YOU ABOUT FEMALE ANATOMY..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
learning..listening..learning from my daughter, the most amazing, honest, and true person i've ever known..
trying to balance life with a very demanding job and a child..trying to figure out how a relationship would work...i don't need daily contact..I'm too busy to be clingy..it would just be nice to know someone's out there..and sex..that's nice too..
..

why do men grow mustaches. .?..what's with those big, bushy beards?..they are so ooh nasty..
Why do some of the 40-50 year old folks look so old..did they give up?..i understand many guys want a flawless model type...but if the guy doesn't look like he just stepped from the pages of Vogue i doubt you will get your model....i work hard and support my kid solo..gym membership is something I can't afford so I try my best without..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
stuff...umm..cooking..boxing...work..listening..biking...I love biking..climbing trees..swimming...making cookies.....being a total goof and not caring......my daughter says I'm very good at cursing....surgery..I am excellent at surgery..i am an excellent friend...i sound like a combination of Jack Keroac and Rainman...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i haven't asked ..probably the large dog dragging me down the street....or the tattoos..i have, I like 'em..get over it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
hot food..indian or thai...going to movies with my kid...walking the dogs...music that isn't country..religious..or teen band.
.i like the whitest kids you know..kids in the hall..link t.v..Simpson's..documentaries....lots of non-fiction..
.old punk rock..classical..gershwin...i love adventure time..fun animation....the lorax (the book..the movie wasn't that great)..poetry..i love poetry. .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air..food..water..my kid..music..my dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the world..why people are so afraid of gay people (i have many gay friends who i love)..how i am very lucky to have a beautiful person, like my daughter, in my life...if my dogs need to go out..capt. crunch or cocoa crispies?..getting a tandem bike for my daughter and i..why are there so many %#^ ants in portland?..before coffee, why did people wake up...will I ever get to dive with sharks....do I have ADD thinking about all this random stuff?
Why do guys post pictures of them self with dead fish?..why do guys post photos of their car?..i have a car too..why do christians keep contacting me..i don't go on your page...i don't want to know about your imaginary friend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
it depends. i love to watch scary movies. if it's nice out, i want to be outside with the dogs and my daughter. i like heat. maybe hang around people watching somewhere...Catching insects for my daughter's lizard...having hula hoop contests with my kid...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
.I'm a jeans and t-shirt girl who owns a lot of sexy knickers...
I will not admit anything if I think you are someone who enjoys floating in and out of people's lives..or if my dogs don't like you..i had a huge crush on The Strangers bass player all through my 20' s.....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to...just make sure to say "hello"....you are single in mind and body..not "I feel single, but my girlfriend says we're not"...you don't say things like "hey pretty lady"..it's gross, it makes me want to shower...you aren't 20yrs younger than me..again, that's gross...once again-IF YOU ARE MARRIED..SHOO, GET THERAPY...IF JESUS MAKES YOU SMILE, FOLLOW THE ADVICE ABOVE..IF YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF WITH AN ANIMAL YOU KILLED DO NOT CONTACT ME..YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE A MICROSCOPIC UNIT IF YOU HUNT..
Do you know who H. R. Puffinstuff is?...do you remember when Sid died?..who was Pink Floyd ' s original singer?..what happened to him?..what was Brian Eno's first band?...you want to meet up at an off leash park..
Once again..IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN AND DECIDE YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND WANTS YOU TO CONTACT ME - PLEASE DISCUSS IT FIRST WITH A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL