I'm just on here looking for a girl who thinks I'm prettiest when I've just woke up in the morning with no make-up on, and someone who knows the difference between jelly and jam. I'm not afraid of wolves, although if I ever came face-to-face with a pack of wolves, I would probably be scared. I like lasagna and a few David Lynch movies.
I like my science fiction movies slow and boring, like 2001 or Gravity. I'm a competitive pistol shooter. I was born in Denmark, but I was raised on a vineyard in California and wine is my favorite beverage. I play guitar. I'm an international sleuth and am frequently out of the country for months at a time. I want to start a private art crime consulting team.
Most nights you can find me alone, rutting away into an uncovered mattress. If you caught me at it, it might feel like spying on a randy bull spending itself against a tarpaulin-covered woodshed. You might be strangely turned on by that, hit me up, we can do Snapchat like all the kids are doing these days, but be forewarned, snapping with me is like the equivalent of a seizure inducing Pokemon episode after smoking crystal meth at a Skrillex concert.