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26 Marysville, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:06am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Danish

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My self-summary
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I tote guns, I make number runs, I give MCs the runs, drippin.

I'm just on here looking for a girl who thinks I'm prettiest when I've just woke up in the morning with no make-up on, and someone who knows the difference between jelly and jam. I'm not afraid of wolves, although if I ever came face-to-face with a pack of wolves, I would probably be scared. I like lasagna and a few David Lynch movies.

I like my science fiction movies slow and boring, like 2001 or Gravity. I'm a competitive pistol shooter. I was born in Denmark, but I was raised on a vineyard in California and wine is my favorite beverage. I play guitar. I'm an international sleuth and am frequently out of the country for months at a time. I want to start a private art crime consulting team.

Most nights you can find me alone, rutting away into an uncovered mattress. If you caught me at it, it might feel like spying on a randy bull spending itself against a tarpaulin-covered woodshed. You might be strangely turned on by that, hit me up, we can do Snapchat like all the kids are doing these days, but be forewarned, snapping with me is like the equivalent of a seizure inducing Pokemon episode after smoking crystal meth at a Skrillex concert.
What I’m doing with my life
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Speeding up in my attempt to slow down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving semi-trucks through fast food restaurants, going through fast food restaurants in reverse, impersonating grief counselors and ballroom dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My classically handsome bone structure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ham on Rye, Eternal Sunshine, Mad Men, Timber Timbre, Fishsticks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. All the simoleans I have in the bank.
2. My ability to control the weather.
3. Balvenie.
4. Lars von Trier.
6. The Deep Web
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dong jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking and burning bridges.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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All roses have their thorns, and nothing I changed or added made it any better.
You should message me if
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You want to drink some craft beer and watch the sunset in Minecraft.