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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 26
Seeing Someone
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and laughing about it
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm currently making my secret plans to take over the world, one day at a time. But don't tell anyone. Sshhhhh! It's very important. Perhaps you can assist me...? I'm upwardly motivated, kinda sorta sarcastic and funny in a kinda sorta funny and sarcastic way. Creatively creative. I really dig life, look at it as a gift, and take every day as a fresh new start.

I'm accomplished, have goals, and actively move towards more. I have a strong, successful career, and an immense circle of devoted friends from all walks of life. I have an awesome fun lifestyle that evolves and changes weekly! Please note, I am in an open relationship. Poly more than anything else. Feel free to ask me if you have questions!!

We should meet. And talk. And discuss, what life has to offer for both of us. What adventures lie ahead. I enlighten, and amuse. I grow, and evolve. Annnnd I also tend to party pretty well. :)

So come join in. Partake of my world, expand your social circle, and live the dream that life offers us all, but few have the bravery to grab at. Meet me, and start that conversation that never ends. Everything else you want to know, will come with time. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Working toward my goals. Been achieving a ton of them lately. I wrote a novel. And it's published. Yes, I'm that awesome. ;-) Bettering my life by making it simpler, and more streamlined. Simplifying my existence, and staying true to all of my friends. Sharpening the swords for when the zombies and giant lizards come. I just pray they're not giant ZOMBIE lizards...because then we're all screwed!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, speaking, interacting with new people. I'm also able to turn invisible, and hypnotize people. I am adept at sneaking up quietly and scaring the bejesus out of you. I'm like a smart ninja.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, my smile, and my easygoing nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like drama, thriller, horror, and lots of foreign films. I have a real appreciation for what they're doing in the cinematic world. True Blood, Mortal Kombat, The Dark Tower series, Oldboy, A Tale of Two Sisters, Doctor Who, Lost, V, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Halo, Harry Potter, Sperm Warms, The Red Queen, Evolution of Desire, John Carpenter films, Park Chan Wook, Fruit Chan....jeez. Musicaly, particularly liking Attack Attack and All That Remains as of late. Also ICP, Dark Lotus, Evanescence, We are the Fallen, 30 Seconds to Mars, Chiodos, The Material, Enigma, Tomorrow Tomorrow, and proably countless others to list. And I like all kinds of food. I particularly enjoy sushi, and hibachi-style foods. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cell phone, my iPad, my car, my iPod, Doctor Who and my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What new experiences I could have, and what new things I could learn about in life. I love trying new things!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with my friends, either at my place, or out for dinner, or at a special event.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I give too much of myself sometimes. Sucker for people. Yes, I'm in an open relationship. Feel free to ask any questions about how it works if you need advice or are just curious. I'll answer everything honestly and openly. Life's too short to waste time or be deceitful.

And just for keyword search purposes: Poly Swinger
You should message me if
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You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You are generally happy. The rest, is negotiable.