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WiseArse

29 / M / straight / Single

Maryland Heights, Missouri

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 4" (1.93m).
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
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Kids
Likes children
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Languages
English

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I am sofa, king, and we todd it.

My Self-Summary

After being on this site for sometime I have come to a few conclusions. The first being that I am addicted to the forums. I am not sure why. I think they are kinda like a continuous Jerry Springer episode where you can choose to participate if you want to. The next conclusion I came to is that I don't really like reading multiple paragraph summary's about people. Just putting a list of likes/don't likes or just random facts seems to work better for me. So below is my list of random facts. Lastly I would like to thank the creators of this site for giving me a better way than MySpace to waste time at work.

Random Facts/Thoughts
-I am a dude
-I went to space camp and would do it again. There is nothing like seeing an overwieght preteen vommit while spinning on 3 different axiss.
-I think axiss is spelled wrong but don't want to look up the correct spelling.
-I have a masters degree in electrical engineering.
-I like traveling. In the past year I have been to Colorado to ski, Memphis to act like I was 21 again (I ended up resembling a retarded 15 year old and have the scars to prove it), San Franciso because the tickets were cheap, and Boston to be with the family at Christmas. I will be going to Colorado, again, and Vegas this year.
-I just finished taking a blacksmithing class and wish it wasn't over. I want to make some more neat shit.
-I find the only good use for text messaging is sending completely random and confusing messages.
-I play several sports including rollerhockey, softball, golf, and softball. ****Disclaimer**** Just because I play them does not mean I am good at them. This especially applies to golf. If you are not behind me when I hit the ball it is your fault if you have to wear an eye patch the rest of your life.
-I fix my own car.
-I don't really care for horror movies.
-I can not remember lines from movies. Apparently I was born with out this part of the brain.
-Tivo is one of the best inventions ever. It is the only way I can watch American Idol.
-I dislike spicy food.
-I wonder if Alf ever ate the Tanner's cat.
-I wonder how many people actually order the hard on pills advertised all the time.
-I never wear hats except when I am in some type of water fairing vessel.
-I took a class on Eistein's special theory of relativity for the fun of it.
-If there was an underwater basket weaving class I would take it.
-I wish I could draw.

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -George Bernard Shaw

What I’m doing with my life

I sold it for Hannah Montana tickets. Really I do have a job.. Where else would I spend time on here.

I’m really good at

Fixing/building things whether it is cars, computers, washers, furniture, houses, basically anything. I like trying to see if I can make something instead of just buying one.

Annoying people. What can I say I was blessed with real talent.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I am invisible! Seriously, how would I know. Probably that I am tall. Well taller than most people. If you are Yao Ming then I am probably short. So the first thing Yao Ming would notice is that I am short. If you don't know who Yao Ming is replace Yao Ming with anyone over 6'4" or 1.93m according to OKC.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: The past couple were biographies of Einstein and George Washington, Freedom to Choose: A personal statement, Freakonomics and some investment books.

Movies: I am a 80's kid so of course all the classics Caddy Shack, Ghostbusters, Karate Kid, Star Wars and so many more. More recent ones include Independence Day, Napoleon Dynamite, Saving Private Ryan, Forgetting Sarah Marshall and any based on true stories.

Music: I am pretty open when it comes to music as long as it does not contain screaming or contain lyrics about automotive parts, dental accessories, or large jewelry.

Food: My favorite is probably Italian or classic American grub like pizza and burgers.

The six things I could never do without

Family, Friends, Humor, Learning, Sleep, Sunshine

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The places I would like to visit.

The different things I would like to do in my life.

Why farts smell so much worse in the shower. I amaze even myself sometimes.

On a typical Friday night I am

Out and about with friends at bar most likely. Hopefully at someplace new or unique. I like checking new places instead of going to the same places all the time.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

That I am really a pirate. ARRRGGGG!

You should message me if

a) You know tomorrow's PowerBall numbers and want to share them with me.

d) You want to be one of my Guitar Hero groupies. (see picture)

c) You enjoyed reading any of this.

b) All of the above.