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Wisekraken

28 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nerdy and naughty. Fundamentally sweet, and a little bit twisted. Outgoing and introverted. Genuinely heartfelt, and sarcastically delicious. Sappy romantic with his mind in the gutter.

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. I am large; I contain multitudes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Scientist by training, science policy wonk by occupation. New to DC and eager to explore what it has to offer, but grew up close enough that it's not brand spanking new either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories. Cracking wise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...that there's a laughing smile behind my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Several-years-ago me had a detailed list here, once. It's funny to look back sometimes.

Let's just say I'm a geeky epicurean. I love good books and music---scifi and fantasy are my comfort reading, Thai and Indian are my comfort food, but I'm always on the lookout for interesting twists or undiscovered corners to explore. Raised on jazz and classic rock but exploring weird mashup. I'm the guy who sees the big blockbusters with one friend, the comedies with another group, the so bad it's good scifi with another, and then takes myself out for the weird obscure Indy stuff, when I need to decompress.

Any experience that gets me out of my own head and enjoying the moment, really. Whether I'm engrossed or just laughing knowingly in the peanut gallery.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wit and banter, oxygen, new things to learn, ethnic food, my imagination, and oxygen.

What? Oxygen's important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human behavior. Puns I filter out because they'd only spread my misery around.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the happy hour thing, often. Trying dinner somewhere new, or cooking a new recipe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got sick of the DC date where you just compare resumes. I can't decide whether I have chemistry with someone if we both forget to flirt! I thrive on banter and shared grins and sidelong glances that linger just long enough.
You should message me if
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You think dating is about collaboration instead of combat. I'm sex-positive, open-minded, adventurous, and simultaneously not in any rush to get to that point. But I don't like pretending it doesn't exist or is taboo.

So if you think dating is about getting a sense of what two people want and whether they want it with each other, instead of pursuing someone like prey or trying to slip past some sort of gatekeeper, please say hi.