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Wisekraken

28 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I love stories.
As a lifelong learner, I like stories about how and why things work the way they do or how they got to be the way they are.
I also like making new ones--hidden places, new views, one-of-a-kind experiences, or just the right people in the right place at the right time.
A lot of that up there is code for "adventurous, sociable nerd". I'm chatty and far from shy, but have introvert burnout and sometimes need to curl up with a book. I tend to have the most fun in groups of people who like to think and discuss and banter.

I'm in a city I like, on the first steps of my dream career, and at this point I'm just looking for someone to share it with. I like the idea of being able to just be myself with someone I care about--expressing romance, sharing giggles, not having to suppress that little thrill when you're with someone who's sweet and funny and knockout sexy at the same time. I try to be open and genuine about where I'm at, and I hope to find the same in an eventual partner.
What I’m doing with my life
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Grew up near Baltimore, college at Harvard, Neuroscience PhD at Stanford, and now I'm back in DC as a Science and Technology Policy Fellow at the NIH. So I get to explain why science is cool and worthwhile to the people who make the big decisions, and to see if there are ways to run it better than we already are.

In between that, I'm trying my best to explore DC, reconnect with old friends, and find a good place to get a bowl of udon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories. Cracking wise.
The first things people usually notice about me
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...is that there's a laughing smile behind my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Several-years-ago me had a detailed list here, once. It's funny to look back sometimes.

Let's just say I'm a geeky epicurean. I love good books and music---scifi and fantasy are my comfort reading, varying from interesting twists on human nature, to satire, to pure comfort-reading pulp. Thai and Indian are my comfort food, but I'm always on the lookout for interesting twists or undiscovered corners to explore. Raised on jazz, motown, and classic rock but exploring weird mashup. I'm the guy who sees the big blockbusters with one friend, the comedies with another group, the so bad it's good scifi with another, and then takes myself out for the weird obscure Indy stuff, when I need to decompress. My TV tastes tend to run towards scifi/fantasy as well, with a dash of unselfconscious comedies with sympathetic protagonists. Happy to list specifics if you're curious--they vary with the season.

Any experience that gets me out of my own head and enjoying the moment, really. Whether I'm engrossed or just laughing knowingly in the peanut gallery.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wit and banter, oxygen, new things to learn, ethnic food, my imagination, and oxygen.

What? Oxygen's important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human behavior. Puns I filter out because they'd only spread my misery around.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've got a great set of friends and colleagues in my fellowship--often we're meeting up for happy hour and dinner out somewhere new. If I'm not there, I'm usually recharging my introvert batteries and reading a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, I feel like I give off the vibes of a Nice Jewish Boy stereotype. I do try my best to be a considerate, thoughtful, hardworking person, but I'm far from pure and innocent. And I'd prefer to find someone similar in that regard--sweet and smart and just that little touch of spice. Y'know, for flavor's sake.

If you're the sort of person who wouldn't mind me taking you out for a nice dinner, telling you that you look gorgeous, having a deep intellectual discussion, swapping insights and witticisms on human nature, and then pulling your hair a little bit when I kiss you, you're probably my target audience.

I'm a little embarrassed for sharing that, but I'm gonna leave it up for now.
You should message me if
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You think that the best version of dating is two people who feel comfortable openly expressing their desires deciding whether they want the same things, and whether they want those things with each other.