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23 Waterford, CT Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 4, 2013
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm that guy. No, not that one, the other one. Yea, him. The guy you don't see, but he's always around. My name is John, I'm probably one of the most random people you'll find on this little speck :D. Yes, we do live on a flower and we haven't figured it out yet. I'm out of things to write already. Nevermind, I just took a glance at my pictures and realized how different I look since basics, I'll take one soon and date it. Yes, I occasionally take shirtless pictures, I guess that's an instant sign of an asshole here but I'm over it, you have the option to judge a book by its cover or learn a little.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished basics and joined the navy, now I'm in school for my job. Other than that I'm slowly learning about the area and hoping to find something interesting to do around here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a very level headed person. Sometimes I don't understand how I got that way when I look at the way my life has gone but I'm glad I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think the Mexican in me causes me to stare at breasts more often than not. On a more serious note, I tend to understand a lot about people within a few minutes of talking to them, maybe I'm just overconfident, but I've always been pretty spot on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-Book/Movie: Harry Potter series, I hope anyone who read this is just as disappointed about the movies as well. Also, any movie I've ever seen with Donnie Yen trust me you won't be disappointed (If you didn't like Ip Man we will fight, the relationship/friendship/whatever it is will be unstable).

-Music: Mainly Rap/Rock/Dubstep, but I'm a fan of all music. I LOVE songs with a fast beat, makes me feel like I'm having an adrenaline rush while standing still.

-Food: If you can tell me what's in the food I'm looking at, I'm down to try it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My laptop
-Random advice from strangers
-And the couple friends I haven't gotten screwed over by, which puts me at two people in my lifetime so far. Well, still two. Lost one, gained another. :D.

Not in any particular order either. Besides family being first but I'm too lazy to put it there right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why hasn't Chuck Norris accepted my fight to the death challenge? Or did he and I already lost? What is it about dubstep that gives me an overwhelming urge to dance regardless of what's going on? How many situations can I find a way to use a quote from The Other Guys? Will I ever have the moves like Jagger? What is it about this girl with an Afro that visits my job that makes me want to throw the heaviest object available at her head? What will next weeks lottery numbers be? Why don't men eat bananas in public? On that same note, will I ever get credit for inventing the banana saver?! Has anyone eaten nothing but cucumbers after hearing they have 0 calories? How long does it take before you finally lose all the muscle in your body from that? Who was the wise ass that figured out lime juice and baileys mixes to form cottage cheese? If I could be any animal what should I pick? I will continue this list from now on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going far enough from base to go to random public locations and listen to gangnam style to see who'll do it with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can see the future. Yes, that means I won't ask you for nudes, we can safely assume I've already seen you naked.
You should message me if
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If you can accept the fact that I have no censor over what I say, by all means send me a message. Also, understanding that an activity partner is not a one night stand, at least I don't define it that way. It's friends you can go do awesome things with!

Paintballing (I'm not good at all)
Playing James bond and sprinting through Wal-Mart (Always worthwhile)
Driving for no reason
Inventing things that only make sense to exist
Geocaching (if that exists up here) [charlie saint cloud, there's an active app in Arizona]
Seeing a sweet movie

You get my drift, awesome stuff.

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