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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
High school
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey stranger! Can we just pretend we're friends and go from there? This whole thing could be amazing, but it's been broken by the creepers who keep spamming you.

I'm a silly, curious, honest, gentle, employed, baldish beardo living in Ballard.
-Love music, making and listening (not a snob)
-I laugh a lot, sometimes even when I shouldn't
-Fixing stuff is fun (country kid at heart)
-I like indoor stuff too, my photog friends just don't document that stuff (and I just say no to selfie sticks)

The wise philosopher D.R. Suess once said [Edit: Didn't say]: "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind". I endeavor to follow that Suessical wisdom... and one day I hope to fall in mutual weirdness with someone special that appreciates my brand of idiosyncrasy.
[Edit: apparently Bernard Baruch said this, not Suess, but who knows who he is?]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My work week is spent as an environmental consultant for large infrustructure projects. The rest of the time I like exploring, learning, creating, and or working to find someone to do those things with (I like to share).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
General smartassery
Enjoying nature/the simple things
Wearing my heart on me sleeve
Having fun with music and instruments
Fixing things using whatever is laying around
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that have more hair on my face than on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm an easily engrossed reader, so if I'm reading a novel I really can't get anything else done till I finish it. Because of that I tend to stick with short stories , or Something techie, Historical, or Sciency... But there are a couple that I need to find time for one of these days.

Nearly all of it, I'm not a music snob at all. I'm definitely an Alt Rock kid at heart, but I can enjoy almost anything, especially if it's live.

Yup, it's good. Let's go get some and discuss our preferences then.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apart from the assumed things I REALLY couldn't do without, the things that help me to be happy/healthy/sane include:
1) Projects
2) Music
3) Nature
4) Tools
5) Subwoofers
6) a Pocket Knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things will work out when automation and robotics are cheap enough to eliminate most of the workforce... And which mythological creature would make the best pet in a zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not believing in such things - variety is the spice of life after all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As dangerous as it is... I love banter, one might even call it a banter fetish. If you can't give/take a joke, laugh at yourself, laugh at me, and do it all while knowing that you're respected, and making it clear that you respect me, there's very little chance that we'll spark.
You should message me if
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You think baldish beardos are sexy (cause that's how I roll)

Don't overthink it, just do it. I won't make inappropriate proposals. And I'm not going to freak out if we don't get along. And you might just be surprised by how much you like talking to me.