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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey stranger! Can we just pretend we're friends and go from there? This whole thing could be amazing, but it's been broken by the creepers who keep spamming you.

As an experiment I started Tindering like mad at the beginning of the year, and I've been on waaay too many first dates in the last 6 months (And no, it wasn't to "hook up"). I learned a lot about myself in the process, the most important being that everything is better in person. We waste too much time grilling people and picking through profiles trying to find something perfect, instead of just enjoying each other for who we are.

Here's the quick Tinder version of me - it covers the basics (so you can skip the rest of my profile if you like):

-Silly/sarcastic, curious, honest, employed, gentle, baldish beardo living in Ballard
-Tallish (74" +/-) stay pretty fit but don't run marathons or live in a gym (if that matters)
-Love music, making and listening (not a snob)
-I laugh a lot, sometimes even when I shouldn't, life is funny
-If anyone asks, we met at on and on anon, and talked till sunrise
Wanna get weird and do something in person?


There's more below if you want to keep reading about me... but it would be more fun if you just said "Hi" to let me know that you want to hear from me. If you do "like" me, and don't want to hear from me, then I think you're missing the point.
*Update* I recently canceled my A-List subscription because so many "like" and still don't reply to messages, so if you want to hear from me, you might have to actually say hi (or repeatedly visit me if you're super shy).


The wise philosopher D.R. Suess once said [Edit: Didn't say]: "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind". I endeavor to follow that Suessical wisdom... and one day I hope to fall in mutual weirdness with someone special that appreciates my brand of idiosyncrasy.
[Edit: apparently Bernard Baruch said this, not Suess, but who knows who he is?]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My work week is spent as an environmental consultant for large infrustructure projects. The rest of the time I like exploring, learning, creating, and or working to find someone to do those things with (I like to share).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
General smartassery
Enjoying nature/the simple things
Wearing my heart on me sleeve
Having fun with music and instruments
Fixing things using whatever is laying around
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that have more hair on my face than on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm an easily engrossed reader, so if I'm reading a novel I really can't get anything else done till I finish it. Because of that I tend to stick with short stories , or Something techie, Historical, or Sciency... But there are a couple that I need to find time for one of these days.

Nearly all of it, I'm not a music snob at all. I'm definitely an Alt Rock kid at heart, but I can enjoy almost anything, especially if it's live.

Yup, it's good. Let's go get some and discuss our preferences then.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apart from the assumed things I REALLY couldn't do without, the things that help me to be happy/healthy/sane include:
1) Projects
2) Music
3) Nature
4) Tools
5) Subwoofers
6) a Pocket Knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the women I meet easily aren't what I'm actually looking for (see: too many easy Tinder dates)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not believing in such things - variety is the spice of life after all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As dangerous as it is... I love banter, one might even call it a banter fetish. If you can't give/take a joke, laugh at yourself, laugh at me, and do it all while knowing that you're respected, and making it clear that you respect me, there's very little chance that we'll spark.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think baldish beardos are sexy (cause that's how I roll)

Don't overthink it, just do it. I won't make inappropriate proposals. And I'm not going to freak out if we don't get along. And you might just be surprised by how much you like talking to me.