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WitLikeAMartini

32 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Usually:
mildly introverted
insatiably curious
happily flexible
naturally attentive

Frequently:
intentionally introspective
cautiously adventurous
consciously humble
openly silly

Often:
socially awkward
quietly contemplative
surprisingly ingenuitive

The wise philosopher D.R. Suess once said [Edit: Didn't say]: "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind". I endeavor to follow that Suessical wisdom... and one day I hope to fall in mutual weirdness with someone special that appreciates my brand of idiosyncrasy.
[Edit: apparently Bernard Baruch said this, not Suess, but who know's who he is?]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Everything I can to make it a happy, balanced, sustainable one. I moved to Ballard in July '11 to be closer to work. When I'm not trying to find and build a new circle of friends I'm usually Finding fresh air and water (hiking etc.), and helping contractors keep them that way while I'm at work (as an environmental consultant).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
General smartassery
Enjoying nature/the simple things
Wearing my heart on me sleeve
Having fun with music and instruments
Fixing things using whatever is laying around
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I currently have more hair on my face than my head.
As a self-effacing introvert I happily assume that people don't notice things about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I'm one of those easily engrossed readers, so if I'm reading a novel I really can't get anything else done till I finish it. Because of that I tend to stick with short stories , or Something techie, Historical, or Sciency... But there are a couple that I need to find time for one of these days.

Movies:
Whatever makes me think, laugh, cheer, or is just amazingly campy... Tropic Thunder; The Usual Suspects; Gattaca; Zombieland; I-Robot; The Game; 3:10 to Yuma; The Shawshank Redemption; Cowboys and Aliens; Hudson Hawk; etc.

T.V:
I rarely watch anything being broadcast, but when I'm in the mood for some mindlessness I download/stream: AMC shows about Zombies, Railroads, and Aliens; shows about Thrones, Blood, and News on HBO; all manner of wackiness on BBC; This one Horror Story on FX; Some really nerdy/original stuff from SyFy; and a couple bad sit-coms like this one about a Korean exchange student named Annyeong...

Music:
Nearly all of it, I'm not a music snob at all. I'm an Alt Rock kid at heart, but I love the abstract structure of jazz; the intricacy of classical; the energy of rock; the heart of blues; the simple joys in country; the mindless appeal of 'hits'; the flow of rap; and the rumble of EDM.

Food:
Anything from Dive-Bar Nachos to a four course Moroccan dinner, but I'm not a fan of certain textures, so I'm probably not going to shoot a full plate of oysters any time soon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apart from the assumed things I REALLY couldn't do without, the things that help me to be happy/healthy/sane include:
1) Projects
2) Music
3) Nature
4) Tools
5) Subwoofers
6) a Pocket Knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether it's time to risk starting my own company, or if I should be content working for good people
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting ready for Saturday plans; being really lazy after a hard week; Trying to figure out which friends want to go out for a bite
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As dangerous as it is... I love banter, I have a banter fetish, I get mental banter boners. If you can't give/take a joke, laugh at yourself, laugh at me, and do it all while knowing that you're respected, and making it clear that you respect me, there's very little chance that we'll spark.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like it.
And/or
You think baldish beardos are sexy (that's my current motif)
And/Or.
You want to (throw a frisbee in a park, get a drink at a dive, play some pool/shuffleboard, sing/watch some karaoke, go for a hike (locally or in the mountains), paddle a canoe in the arboretum, go see a band play, show me to your favorite spot in or out of town).