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Witchwhisperer

63 Walnut Creek, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 53–64
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Searching for imaginative life in the OKCorral. Recent pictures, real age, not married or separated.

Here for fun, but doesn't mean i'm but fair-weather. Far from. But no wine tasters nor animal/dairy consumers because i'm tired of being a life coach. Gets old fast. Enough o' dat.

Meanwhile, wish i had a brain, the real item; one of those new, store-bought models, but barring that, a caressable woman of noble carriage might mollify my disappointment over the former.

An evolved anomaly, that'd be something. Such rarity i'd revere, convince me i haven't had my quota. Autonomous souls can be closer than any.

May such uniqueness happen on my 'umble profile, be assured i'll celebrate the inamorata while teasing the witch.

The following's important to us. We live accordingly:
Agree with Ted Turner, Bill Gates; the world should have but one or two billion, not 7.3 billion people. Glad such pecunious souls call attention to this despite the media blackout.

Related: Light pollution, according to the UN, interrupts human circadian rhythm, contributing to breast cancer in women, as does a glass of wine daily.

Watch Glass Walls on YouTube, narrated by Paul McCartney, not just for vegan fuel, but the world's oceans, fount of all life, devoid of all fish by 2048. The entire South American rain forest, what Dr. Helen Caldicott calls "the lungs of the earth," Amazon dot gone by 2036.
The biggest man-made object on earth, visible from orbit, dwarfing the Great Wall of China, NYC's Freshkills landfill, 95% therein recyclable.

One jet trip from SFO to Chicago negates an entire year of tiny energy efficient home, driving Prius.

According to the UN, animals raised for meat and dairy produce more greenhouse gas than all the world's cars, trucks, buses, trains, planes, ships combined.

Sadly, most here gathered seem more interested in contributing to/escaping from the above, not clicking a mouse to ensure the Global Gag Rule remains repealed or voting accordingly, so we might revel with clear conscience.

Since the 1970s, many of my friends have been a generation older, because of an arcane interest, and i liked the company of people who've seen, done things beyond consuming, which is all most y'all have done regardless how you couch it. So my august inner circle's fading. The trick is finding an amalgam of wonder, a counterbalance who understands.

Spare me one more insipid profile, and your barchetta might drift along the river.

Bishop, Our Lady of the Arched Torso, 1423-29
Electioneering, ward heeling, gerrymandering, grief counseling since 1897.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Welcoming aforementioned, perhaps fellow ex-NY/Eastern
siren, free of alcohol, caffeine, affluenza, pets, bottled water, kids -- the usual toxins, clutter,

who preferred to create than procreate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Serving as sounding board, advice and counsel, helping others with their succinctly, honestly presented problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's what you notice, like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Antoine de Saint Exupery's Wind, Sand and Stars.
An essay: Aldous Huxley's Hyperion to a Satyr.
A quote: "That was a thing about women, they were all middle-class." -- James Kelman

A TED Talk: Alexandra Paul

My Man Godfrey (1936), The Swimmer (1968), but movied out, prefer the Miramax in your melon.

I can listen to music alone, but Ravel's La Valse comes to mind.
Brahms - Symphony No.3 - Poco Allegretto

The Mamas and the Papas' "Got a Feeling"
The Kinks' Waterloo Sunset
Chris Montez' The More I See You

Louis Armstrong and the All Stars 1947 Ain't Misbehavin' (Live), YouTube, 3:56

Pacing NW 611 (YouTube, 2:57, Monet would've loved it)
Joan Baez, Silver Dagger (2:38)

Silence can be entrancing with you, if we can find it.

100% on the Drs. Neal Barnard/Joel Fuhrman/Caldwell Esselstyn high-nutrient vegan diet and you, too, please, because we'd like to cavort for centuries to come.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Half's enough. Less is more.

1. A guileless goddess secure, confidant enough to see depraved as accolade, not condemnation.

2. Circle of independent friends with whom i can pick up mid-sentence weeks later.

3. A lascivious witch in need of frequent, ongoing, um, uh, interrogations, so please be at bare minimum two of these three
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tired of thinking. Your turn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hoping there's a uniquely lovely, unusual, facile, level doyenne not far who abides my 'umble, honest profile;

encouraged, invigorated, inspired, buoyed,

not daunted by it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Banned in Boston in '68.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're vegan as above so in passable shape. Life is about choices.

your only religion reduce/reuse/recycle. Stuff does not impress. We've seen enough, you and i.

not a "spiritual" gladhander. Unless you're a lawyer, PR or ad agency, your customers are not "clients," nor are they "patients" lest you're a doctor or dentist.

Yes, Virginia, it's "all about sex," tho' that's the biggest, most profound, strangest, all-encompassing word i know, and only want intimacy --which is more accurate-- with a connatural spirit, a partner in crime and hope. No ceiling.

Please note: Any institutions or individuals using my text including for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my words or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. I'm here strictly in hopes this splendid site's algorithms might reveal my vaunted distaff rarity, not to stoke your destitute imagination.