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Witchwhisperer

63 M Walnut Creek, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 55–63
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Recent pictures, real age, not married or separated. Have my own interests, friends, life,
but a libidinous, fast track woman who needs to be treated privately like lowest slut from the hog warrens accused of sorcery, well, that'd be something. Such a woman i would revere, even read to while she refracted curled in my lap.
All the more as she delivered me from having to winnow these interchangeable OKC having-it-all harridans who guzzle wine and look for subsidized travel to escape the empty horror of their inwardly bankrupt lives; lonely souls wanting a surrogate husband they can treat as child.
Save me from having to suffer just one more of such insipid profiles, and i'll have you floating in subspace or drifting your barchetta along the flooded river.

Hear my prayer, Gaia, Great Spirit, Zeus, Minerva, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea: Lead such a rare soul, unincorporated erotic empress to my 'umble profile, and i shall ceaselessly bestow my well-honed blend of celebrating the inamorata whilst teasing the witch beyond all measure, no mean feat.

Over two billion served.

Bishop, Our Lady of the Arched Torso, 1423-29
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Welcoming my slim, imaginative, perhaps fellow ex-NY/Eastern
siren free of caffeine, affluenza, bottled water -- the usual idiocy,

who preferred to create than procreate,

in need of occasional interlocution.

No box for "F o r m a l s e x" under "I'm looking for" (below).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Serving as sounding board, advice and counsel, helping others with their succinctly, honestly presented problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Couldn't care less. It's what you notice, like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Antoine de Saint Exupery's Wind, Sand and Stars.
An essay: Aldous Huxley's Hyperion to a Satyr.

Movied out, prefer the Miramax in your melon.

I can listen to music alone. Silence can be entrancing when i'm dealing with you.

100% on the Drs. Neal Barnard/Joel Fuhrman/Caldwell Esselstyn, Bill Clinton high-nutrient vegan diet and you, too, please, because we'd like to cavort for centuries to come.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Half's enough. Less is more.

1. A guileless goddess secure, confidant enough to see craven and depraved as accolades, not condemnation.

2. Circle of independent friends with whom i can pick up mid-sentence weeks later.

3. A lascivious witch in need of frequent, ongoing, um, uh, interrogations, so please be at bare minimum two of these three
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Been thinking enough. Your turn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hoping there's a uniquely lovely, unusual, facile, level doyenne not far who abides my 'umble, honest profile;

encouraged, invigorated, inspired, buoyed,

not daunted by it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Banned in Boston in '68.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're vegan, have a flat stomach, pretty breasts of any size, and wish them and all else exposed. Often. Anywhere, anytime.
Yes, Virginia, it's "all about sex," tho' that's the biggest, most profound, all-encompassing word i know. Nothing off limits. No ceiling.

you wish human beings were facing extinction, your only religion reduce/reuse/recycle.

Please note: Any institutions or individuals using my text including for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my words or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. I'm here strictly in hopes this splendid site's algorithms might reveal my vaunted distaff rarity, not to stoke your destitute imagination.