My name is Joey. It's short for Joseph, long for Joe. My favorite color is yellow. My favorite Ninja Turtle is Michelangelo. In my junior high yearbook, I was voted most kind AND most creative. I was kind of, sort of an orphan; for some reason, I don't fight crime. I either sleep four hours a night or twelve. I'm less anxious in front of a crowd than in one. Sometimes I go home without saying goodbye. Also, I'm handsome. Quite devilishly so.
I like; George Carlin, jumping over my couch, bottom shelf rum and hanging out in music stores for way too long without buying anything.
I don't like; Seth MacFarlane, alarm clocks, bottom shelf rum or oxford commas.