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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
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6′ 8″ (2.03m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What is it now? Where is the moon, what are the changes in the seasons?

I am moody, up and down. I am facing transition in life and opening up all of my channels. I am an office dweller in need of a long vacation, from which it is feared that I will never return.

I am a scoundrel, yet a teetotaller; a matte drinker and a caffeine hound; I live on Graham Greene, chance encounters, jazz, and unique characters. I abuse punctuation and choke on pronunciations. I am directly indirect and uphold mediocrity with trying interest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Do you know where I can rent a boa constrictor?

My garage is the graveyard of my hobbies, its where things go to die, with the car kraken in the middle: bikes, beer, bottles, baggage, bulls*** surround.

I try to get out and socialize. I thrive on people. I am an extrovert. I am not afraid of crazy people. I don't laugh at the homeless or mentally ill. I try to talk to everyone.

I converted my extra bedroom into a holodeck with only one channel.

I say weird things. I say irresponsible lies, I like to make up stuff about myself, say it with a straight face, and try to bluff those who ask questions about it. I love doing that. I never do it to hurt people, though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...rambling on and one with a decent conversationalist.

Avoiding sporting events. Not watching TV.

Puppeteering my bare hands to sing along with opera.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Heh. Either the height or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This section is boring. I think I covered a lot of this crap elsewhere.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This section is also boring. In reality, what I want here is inconsequential.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All sorts of stuff.

I generally don't believe in two-person marriage, I have some fairly radical ideas about that. In a nutshell, I believe that as long as two or more adults love one another they can enter into some sort of legal status that qualifies them for "marriage" benefits. Other than that, the government should stay out of legislating so-called morality.

I am disgusted by how our society treats non-white-males as unequal. Still. I think we've backslid a bit in recent years, too.

I'm amazed at how people are so dumbed down by repeated acts of violence that society has become such an uncaring pack of selfish jerks.

I love the rain. Really. I like the way it can take the noise from the air. I find it purifying, essential, wonderful. Warm spring rains are meant to be celebrated: cold winter rains are to be savored.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to get out of the house.
You should message me if
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If you aren't afraid of walking in the rain.

Or, if you want to meet a very tall, unabashedly liberal, authentic, native Portlander.

Hopefully, you're an extrovert. If you're an introvert, it's unlikely that we will get along.