Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What is it now? Where is the moon, what are the changes in the
I am moody, up and down. I am facing transition in life and opening
up all of my channels. I am an office dweller in need of a long
vacation, from which it is feared that I will never return.
I am a scoundrel, yet a teetotaller; a matte drinker and a caffeine
hound; I live on Graham Greene, chance encounters, jazz, and unique
characters. I abuse punctuation and choke on pronunciations. I am
directly indirect and uphold mediocrity with trying interest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Do you know where I can rent a boa constrictor?
My garage is the graveyard of my hobbies, its where things go to
die, with the car kraken in the middle: bikes, beer, bottles,
baggage, bulls*** surround.
I try to get out and socialize. I thrive on people. I am an
extrovert. I am not afraid of crazy people. I don't laugh at the
homeless or mentally ill. I try to talk to everyone.
I converted my extra bedroom into a holodeck with only one
I say weird things. I say irresponsible lies, I like to make up
stuff about myself, say it with a straight face, and try to bluff
those who ask questions about it. I love doing that. I never do it
to hurt people, though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...rambling on and one with a decent conversationalist.
Avoiding sporting events. Not watching TV.
Puppeteering my bare hands to sing along with opera.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Heh. Either the height or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section is boring. I think I covered a lot of this crap
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This section is also boring. In reality, what I want here is
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All sorts of stuff.
I generally don't believe in two-person marriage, I have some
fairly radical ideas about that. In a nutshell, I believe that as
long as two or more adults love one another they can enter into
some sort of legal status that qualifies them for "marriage"
benefits. Other than that, the government should stay out of
legislating so-called morality.
I am disgusted by how our society treats non-white-males as
unequal. Still. I think we've backslid a bit in recent years,
I'm amazed at how people are so dumbed down by repeated acts of
violence that society has become such an uncaring pack of selfish
I love the rain. Really. I like the way it can take the noise from
the air. I find it purifying, essential, wonderful. Warm spring
rains are meant to be celebrated: cold winter rains are to be
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to get out of the house.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you aren't afraid of walking in the rain.
Or, if you want to meet a very tall, unabashedly liberal,
authentic, native Portlander.
Hopefully, you're an extrovert. If you're an introvert, it's
unlikely that we will get along.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.