Rather than be cliche here are some random thoughts that I believe may provide some insight into myself. It's either that or avoid being cliche by listing myself as humorless, apathetic, lethargic, dangerously unhealthy, and very high strung.

- Why is some soap antibacterial and others aren’t? Isn’t the point of soap to be antibacterial? Why would I buy non-antibacterial soap? Regular soap really needs to up it’s game. Bush league regular soap, bush league.

- I've noticed some profiles with one photo of a person and then 10 photo's of that person's pet. I completely understand having a photo of your pet on your profile, it's like a family member, but it does raise a tough question....what if you show up to a date and instead of the person waiting at the table it's in fact that cat or dog so prominently featured in the profile? That's not really false advertising, I mean most of the pictures were of the four legged variety. What do you do? I mean you don't want to be rude and just turn around, that's just mean. Do you order people food at dinner?

- If I was given a time machine I think I could use it stop tragedies and such Quantum Leap style, but not for personal gain mainly because I don't understand how things work. How exactly does electricity or the internal combustion engine work? I could go back in time, but I still wouldn't be able to invent the car or start Georgia Power. I'd just be sitting around in the past waiting for Ben Franklin to fly a kite and some guy to get sick of riding horses. I should have paid more attention in science class.

- I possess superior door etiquette. However, superior door etiquette has its drawback. While I open the car door for a woman, I'll also hold the door open for people leaving a building at the same time as me even if they are a few seconds from the door. I suspect at times the someone scurrying towards door thinks to him/herself "this guy's pushing the superior door etiquette too far, I think I just twisted my ankle scurrying towards the door...and why did I just describe my pace as a scurry?"

- I have never been able to bring myself to write LOL (I don't count that one). No judgment if you have, but I just can't. I think it's because I'm embarrassed every time someone sends me a new abbreviation that I don't know and I have to google it. Seriously, I had no idea what LMAO or FML meant the first time they were emailed to me. It was just plain sad how far off I was from the actual meaning.

- I’ve never worn Ed Hardy (I’m proud of that fact so I had to find a way to work it in).

Medical professional Liability Insurance broker. Should I elaborate or did I have you at insurance? I was English major in college, so like most English majors I have a bookshelf that demonstrates that I went to college, and my job is not in "English". However, I can discuss Auden, Shakespeare, and pretend to appreciate Ezra Pound as I believe is the case with most English majors.

Chili. I've won multiple office chili cook offs. It may not be the sexiest skill set, but it might just be the heartiest.

I would say my rapier wit and boyish charm, and based on that response it's obviously not my humility.

My tastes run the gamut from dumb comedies to foreign films. I love to watch the Sunday morning news of the week shows, followed by football. One thing I'd honestly really enjoy is someone that would enjoy exploring more cultural capital around town. When I visit other cities I'll go to museums, but for some reason I've never properly explored around Atlanta.

Movies: Noir and black comedies like Rushmore, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Seventh Seal, Blow Up and The Killers are among my favorites. I also like to see how Netflix determines recommendations for a guy that watches a 1960s Italian film followed by Role Models. I hope one day it just says "I have no clue".

In terms of music, a wide range of tastes; Dylan, Tom Waits, The Jayhawks, Okervil River, Elliott Smith, Sam Cooke, Velvet Underground. I'm a big fan of old soul music.

The last book I read was Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. I apparently was trying to finish a 12th grade summer reading list assignment. Some of my favorite writers are Fitzgerald, Faulkner, Philip Roth, and Raymond Carver.

Food: I really enjoy all kinds of cuisine from Italian to Chinese. I'll try anything at least once. Shellfish is one of my favorite menu items, I wish I could thank whoever first decided that eating an oyster looked appetizing. Whenever I travel, eating new cuisine is one of my favorite parts of the trip. I can say with confidence that if I lived in certain cities I would obese within a month. New Orleans - I would end up one of those guys on Springer that needs a crane to get him taken out of the house.

Coffee would be needed, without it I couldn't figure out the other 5 things.

How to answer this question, and if that meets the definition of irony.

Doing typical things.

I grew up with two sisters who regularly took the remote from me. Therefore, I unfortunately can quote Steel Magnolias. "Drink your juice Shelby". It haunts my dreams. Sidenote, after writing this I immediately did something manly.

I enjoy people who can discuss deeper topics, and just as easily feel comfortable being goofy and letting out his/her inner dork. My favorite people are those who will expose themselves to new things with an open mind, and I try to do the same.