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WizardOfGauss

36 M Elk Grove, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I realized that my profile needs an update, so here it goes!

I recently moved to the Sacramento area from Indiana. It has been a positive change, and I'm wondering why I didn't move here a lot sooner! I like adventure and new experiences. I'm here to form new meaningful relationships with those that love to explore everything that life has to offer.

I am in a relationship that is non-monogamous as of two years ago. If this isn't for you, my feelings won't be hurt if you move on. I am a caring and honest person. I am somewhat quiet at first, but that doesn't mean that I'm checked out or bored. I open up more as I get to know someone. I enjoy intelligent conversation, sharing stories, and a good laugh.

I'm a bit of a nerd. I am an engineer and software developer. I also enjoy exercising my artistic side. I love photography, painting, and playing guitar. I recently started fabricating high quality cosplay (not posting those pics on here, because reasons). I've attended Dragon Con two years in a row. I hoping to get to SDCC next year!

Update: I recently took up fencing. It is both fun and challenging!

If you're still reading this, I must not have scared you off yet. I'll try harder. :) I can geek out quite a bit.

Some other random things about me: I love animals. I enjoy playing games (all types). I like hiking and seeing the ocean (there is a shortage of ocean in Indiana). I ride a longboard to work most days. I like to people watch. I want to learn to snowboard this winter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an electrical engineer (hence the lame/nerdy username referencing Carl Friedrich Gauss - I mean come on, they expect you to come up with something good on the spot?!) and a computer programmer. I am leaning towards being more entrepreneurial, but I need more motivation to go down that path.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
playing the guitar, oil painting, piloting RC aircraft, racing go-karts, baking/decorating cakes, computer programming, and photography.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a human being. That is usually the first thing I notice about people I meet. Unless you're a muppet. (In which case, are you a muppet of a man, or a very manly muppet?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This changes too frequently to keep up to date, so I'm not even going to try. But ask what I'm into right now, and you shall receive an answer!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am assuming this means aside from the obvious food, water, shelter...

1. My phone
2. My MINI Cooper
3. Sushi
4. The Internet
5. ...
6. Profit

(Please note that the last two lines are a joke. Bonus points if you know where it's from.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
pretty typical stuff: food, money, sex, music, movies, gadgets...

Lately, I've been thinking about how to know when to advance-disengage-lunge or retreat-parry-riposte.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
as of lately, watching shows on Netflix. Sometimes it's fun to get together with friends and play games. I'm a big fan of Settlers of Catan, so much that I have the 3D version!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pour my milk before the cereal. Apparently this is the wrong way to do it?

Also, I type using a Dvorak keyboard layout. How is QWERTY still a thing?
You should message me if
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You think I am interesting, or if you think you are interesting and you want to share why. I find intelligence attractive and enjoy the company of those that can carry on a good conversation.

I don't tend to message much on OKC because it seems that there are so many "hi, your hot!" messages out there that mine just get lost in the sea of junk and my efforts are wasted. I know, your advice is to "hang in there" and keep trying to make that connection. And I will! I imagine John Oliver (whose show is one of my new favorites) giving me a motivating rally, and I'll get back on my horse! But I just wanted to put it out there that if you're interested in chatting, don't wait for me to contact you first.