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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Oct 7
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Post grad
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a sane man in an insane world.
I've grown so in love with the journey that I no longer care about the destination.
Animals like me.
I'm the designated therapist amongst my friends.
I have flexible free time to share, because I am the boss of me.
I was raised by wolves. It shows.
I'm a biologist with minors in Anthropology, Sociology, Mathematics, Physics, and Chemistry. I see the world though that lens.
I've worked in medicine for a very long time in various capacities.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
WRITE (fiction/satire/parody novel ATM).
I grow things - leading to - canning, freezing, sharing (Awww... C'mon.... PLEASE take some more zucchini?!), wine making (from my own grapes!) and cooking/eating/hosting.
Camping, swimming, mushroom picking, hiking, photography and wildlife spotting all merge when I'm in the woods. I will pick up snakes, frogs, rabbits, owls (ok... ONCE I found a pygmy owl that would let me handle it... ONCE!) just to get a better look at them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analysis - I'm the nerd who LIKES puzzles.
Cooking - Because I like eating.
Cleaning up a mess - I watch Pulp Fiction and can't wait for "The Wolf"(Harvey Keitel) to make his appearance!
Seeing the other sides to everything - Over-thinking is an art.
I can even smile at people I want to choke - No choking! It's rude. Who knew?
Manners - I has them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that my actual nature is the antithesis of my frat-boy-sporto appearance. I blame the haircut.
I ask direct and awkward questions.
Eye contact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Crab. Rare steak. Homegrown tomato salsa. Music with bass, AND rhythm, AND clever lyrics. Mark Twain, Vonnegut, P. Dick. Something to get my brain above third gear. I could list them all and bore the shit out of you. Not gonna do it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bypassing obvious and boring choices.

Sarcasm. Useful tool. Gives satisfaction.

Whiskey. In all its forms. "Pour the man a bourbon and tell him it's from Kentucky would you?"

Cashflow. If he can't work to make it; he'll rob to take it.

Garlic. Stinking rose FTW.

Mortality. Death is your friend, really. How boring otherwise?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff and things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday. Every day... I'm nocturnal. I'm in motion while the world sleeps, long after the barflies swerve homeward. Friday night is a weekend afternoon for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea what I'm doing most of the time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need good conversation like you need air.
Or hell... Maybe ya just wanna burn one down. I share the homegrown.
Practitioners of low humor, nerds and geeks, DIY, self-employed, available, muddy boots, stoners, philosophers, foodies, drinkers of spirits, nature-lovers, wild hairs, and anyone who still wants to hurl water balloons.

As crazy as this may sound I'm not really into sleeping with strangers, I had much of my 20's and 30's for that kind of adventure. I once had an internet date ask me this: "If you aren't sleeping with your friends, then WHO are you sleeping with?"
Axiomatic and obvious answers abound to that question.

I'm a straight dude here to make friends of both sexes who can join me and my other pals (new and old) for outdoorsy shiz. Camping, disc-golf, hiking, mushroom picking, beach trips, etc... I have a big circle of friends but not enough granola on the mountain types for the wilderness stuff I want to get into. Bunch of city slickers! =)

I found these. Great policies! Feel free to share!

About not taking first dates too seriously:

About dating "outside of your ballpark":