I love music, specifically German bands and artists. I study German in my spare time, although it's hard teaching yourself with just dictionaries and CD's. I'd also like to learn Finnish so I can move to Finland and open my own vodka distillery and reindeer petting farm, where the reindeer drink vodka, get surly and bite the children as they attempt to pet them. There will be no refunds given either.

This is my dream. If you have a similar dream of raising surly, vodka addicted reindeer to bite little kids and then lulzing at the carnage and emotional trauma that ensues, then you should definitely contact me!

Books are awesome, and I probably spend more time with books and such than with people. I'm up for anything nerdy or geeky like D20 games, Star Trek, Star Wars, graphic novels, video games or anything in that regard. I also have a soft spot for everything 80's, but mostly the video games and cartoons. Nothing beats GI Joe or G1 Transformers.

Ooh, I love coffee. I probably drink two cups a day and tea, tea rules! Energy drinks are great as well! Actually, anything with caffeine is alright with me! Aside from that I'm pretty healthy. I don't smoke, only drink once in awhile, mostly wine, and am a vegetarian. And no, I'm not one of the faux 'vegetarian' retards who thinks fish doesn't count. It's a dead animal, of course it counts, you douchebag!

Honestly, I'm only writing so much crap here because I want to get to five hundred words. I have a thing with completing tasks or games, and now getting five hundred words is becoming sort of a weird obsession!

Update!

I totally pwned this site and finally conquered my enemy like Megatron over the puny flesh creatures by getting 100%! Suck it, OkCupid!

Making an origami squirrel out of it.

Breathing. I'm so awesome at it I can even do it while I'm sleeping. How cool is that? I am a man of many diverse talents like this!

They don't notice me because I actually passed Ninja School!

Books: Star wars rules.

Movies: Things go boom, people die.

Music: Strange sounds you've probably never heard of!

Food: Soy is awesome!

Oxygen, food, water, shelter, gravity, and internal organs.

How squirrels are really fuzzy little ninjas, music, footy, lulz, your mom, if Veljanov's hair is actually a sentient entity, WIZO, the vast potential of laser tailed meerkats for the purpouse of international terrorism, everything 80's, how fucking rad I am.

Probably working on the computer, watching Chris Hanson own perverts, and/or watching Jack Bauer torture a terrorist by hooking up a house light to his nipples and frying the truth out of him.

I might even be reading a book, drinking a nice bottle of red wine or working on some sort of project. I'm a party animal like that, baby... RAWWWR!

I'm gay, I'm a Jew
and I'm a Communist too
I'm black and handicapped
but just as human as you
I'm highly intelligent
but stupid as sauerkraut
I'm beautiful, I'm ugly
I'm fat and I'm well-built
there's nothing- nothing about you
that makes you better than me
because you've got your weaknesses, too
weaknesses just like me
and these aren't wrong
they belong to you and me
and if you can't deal with that
it's no one else's fault

You're just one in a billion
and that's what you've gotta accept
You're just one of a billion asses in the world

Your values, your norms
morality and laws
are disposable and replaceable
just empty babble
today valid, tomorrow vain
the day after tomorrow reversed
what's right and important here
is somewhere else cursed

All of your gods, your churches
beliefs, prayers, and religion
are today holy, tomorrow sacrilege
day after tomorrow scorned
and power and fame and immorality
at closer inspection- ain't worth shit

You're not the center of the Universe
You're just an ass in the space of time!

You think WIZO Roxx, laugh when Chris Hanson pwns pedos on To Catch a Predator, like football, know anything about German music, or think Jack Bauer is a god.

If you are an ex Ms. Finland who wants to meet a dashing foreigner and one day open up a vodka distillery and reindeer petting farm.

If you are a Ninja.

If you hate Pirates.

Alternatively, if you want a potentially wicked cool conversation or meeting!