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Wladyslaw_Szpil

41 M Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I suppose I am a bit of a science nerd but don't let that discourage you. I enjoy smart, funny, grounded people. I have a great job and am happy with my life.

Humor is important to me and I would have to call myself a bit of an absurdist. I have an MFA but don't hold that against me. I enjoy exercise, reading, cats, movies, cat movies involving exercise, …
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Consuming oxygen and carbon mostly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking. Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hideous gigantic eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Philosophy books, Tool and Indian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Does six cats count?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We are the Universe contemplating itself. Think about it !
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to understand why I thought it was Wednesday all day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love this website:
http://okcenemies.tumblr.com/
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends