25 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
I love cooking, acting, and in general hanging out. I have a big scar on my leg because I tried to race a car. I also have a scar on my right eyebrow, much like Scar from the Lion King. I got it from running into a door. I was young.

Proud recipient of the Presidential Fitness Award in 2004, and Renner Elementary's 1997 Spelling Bee Champ. New addition: Best Karaoke Performance, Teenage Dirtbag, Wheatus.
What I’m doing with my life
Web developer for money. Comedy/performing for no money. Petting dogs like they were made o' money.
I’m really good at
I cook a lot. I make some mad decent short ribs, given you give me 24 hour notice, minimum.

I sing in the shower, constantly. Robyn's Hang With Me is my shower jam.
The first things people usually notice about me
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs,
Every morning to help me get large.
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs,
So I'm roughly the size of a barge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Arcade Fire, the National, LCD Soundsystem, The Tallest Man on Earth, Bon Iver, Neutral Milk Hotel
Books: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The Glass Castle, A Confederacy of Dunces, Slaughterhouse-Five

TV: Bob's Burgers, Arrested Development, King of the Hill, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones
The six things I could never do without
Choco Tacos (x4)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I like pop songs ironically, or if I'm transitioning to genuinely loving them.

When I get home I think about some code a lot, usually. It's kinda like a riddle, and you get a braingasm when you finally figure it out. It's the best.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like to roll myself in a blanket and pretend I'm a roll of sushi.

Actually I'm usually dancing somewhere or playing with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I filled this out a long time ago. I have, at this point, answered hundreds of questions, and not all of them are as applicable to me now. Mostly in the respect that I'm looking to settle down, and as OKCupid would put it, "come home to."
You should message me if
You should message me if you use antlers in all of your decorating.

Because I want a gal
Like Gaston.