Instead of putting a lot of thought into this, I decided to analyze
the most common profile statements and present them as my own. So,
let me go ahead and put out some well-known cliches. Please don't
hate me if one of them is in your profile.
"I don't know what to write in this section, it's so awkward to write about yourself" - totally agree. I mean look at what I'm doing.
"I love to travel" - only applies to people that don't travel for work 5 days a week, or 3 weeks out of a month ( I don't). Otherwise travel is fun (for me).
"Family and friends are very important" - I can see a big clan of aunts, uncles, cousins, grandmas and grandpas behind those ladies. Looks like the parties are fun!
"I work hard and play hard" - hardcore ladies. You probably never take a pause to smell the roses. Oh well, as long as you stay away from the extremes and keep your sanity, all is fine.
"I love to laugh" - anyone likes crying out there? Actually, I suspect it's code for "I'll laugh at everything you say if I like you". That's actually a very smart technique - works like a charm with dudes.
"I like having fun" - can be pretty ambiguous. I mean, are we talking sex here or what? Anyone out there who refuses to have "fun"?
"I like to experiment and try new things" - oh my, why can't you get your mind off of sex? You girls are dirty.
Now, since I managed to offend pretty much everyone, a little about myself:
I am foreign. Well, somewhat. After living in the US for 15 years I, admittedly, lost some of my international flare. I was born in a country that doesn't exist any longer.
I used to get in a lot of trouble by being blunt, so I turned my sarcasm down a few notches, but you can still hear politically incorrect remarks from me now and then. It's too bad some people are way too sensitive.
I can get along with absolutely anyone, but if you're judgmental, overly and outwardly religious, close-minded and a sourpuss, I doubt we'll be BFFs.
"I don't know what to write in this section, it's so awkward to write about yourself" - totally agree. I mean look at what I'm doing.
"I love to travel" - only applies to people that don't travel for work 5 days a week, or 3 weeks out of a month ( I don't). Otherwise travel is fun (for me).
"Family and friends are very important" - I can see a big clan of aunts, uncles, cousins, grandmas and grandpas behind those ladies. Looks like the parties are fun!
"I work hard and play hard" - hardcore ladies. You probably never take a pause to smell the roses. Oh well, as long as you stay away from the extremes and keep your sanity, all is fine.
"I love to laugh" - anyone likes crying out there? Actually, I suspect it's code for "I'll laugh at everything you say if I like you". That's actually a very smart technique - works like a charm with dudes.
"I like having fun" - can be pretty ambiguous. I mean, are we talking sex here or what? Anyone out there who refuses to have "fun"?
"I like to experiment and try new things" - oh my, why can't you get your mind off of sex? You girls are dirty.
Now, since I managed to offend pretty much everyone, a little about myself:
I am foreign. Well, somewhat. After living in the US for 15 years I, admittedly, lost some of my international flare. I was born in a country that doesn't exist any longer.
I used to get in a lot of trouble by being blunt, so I turned my sarcasm down a few notches, but you can still hear politically incorrect remarks from me now and then. It's too bad some people are way too sensitive.
I can get along with absolutely anyone, but if you're judgmental, overly and outwardly religious, close-minded and a sourpuss, I doubt we'll be BFFs.
