Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dear god I can't remember when I actually made this thing. That was
years ago. I guess I am more or less the same guy I was then. That
is to say a big nerd who likes to talk comics and movies and the
Once a year I dress up in costume and go to nerd conventions so
that's fun too. Meeting people is always interesting. Oh, it got me
on TV once too. Sorta. Ask me about that it's interesting.
I guess I'm more of an 'adult' now is all. I buy all my own toys
and have to put in for vacation time and all that. Work and
responsibilities and things.
Get money. Get paid.
That's what the cool kids still say right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently sell dog food and dog food accessories.
Well to be more accurate I do inventory for dog food and dog food
I still like to take classes in things that interest me when I have
Mostly literature stuff, or science, let me tell you one of the
most legit interesting classes I took was bout the weather.
I also watch an unhealthy amount of foodnetwork. Just about the
only tv I do watch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make people laugh, so that I guess? I still cook when I have the
time but not as much as I used to. Which sucks because it really is
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The beard, if I am in lumberjack status. I waxed my mustache for a
while that was interesting.
I dunno my eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Discworld
Movie: Little Nemo, Pacific Rim, Pans Labyrinth, The new Robocop
was surprisingly good.
Music: Reel Big Fish/Five Iron Frenzy I like most music but have a
soft spot for Ska.
Food: I have become a down right scoundrel for a good sandwich or
baked goods. A hummus and sprout sandwich is rad. But I still enjoy
greasy Chinese takeout too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Best Friend
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I don't remember any of my dreams. The ones where my eyes are
closed or open (Ooooh so deep and artsy).
But really I guess where my life is going, and what I could have
done to change where I am now, who could have been in my life, or
whose life I could be in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doin' that work thang. Or enjoying a drink with friends, home or
abroad. Maybe a boardgame. I love me some boardgames.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a wicked baldspot that keeps getting bigger. I keep my hair
short to hide it.
Edit: I now regularly shave my head. I have more hair on my chin
than my scalp. Baldproblems son.
My secret is out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we'd have interesting conversations, or wanna grab a
coffee. Variety is the spice of life right? Isn't there no greater
a variety than people? I can't promise anything but hell I like
talking to folks.
Fastest way is my kik I guess: counterbeard
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