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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 4:51pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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Dear god I can't remember when I actually made this thing. That was years ago. I guess I am more or less the same guy I was then. That is to say a big nerd who likes to talk comics and movies and the vidya.

Once a year I dress up in costume and go to nerd conventions so that's fun too. Meeting people is always interesting. Oh, it got me on TV once too. Sorta. Ask me about that it's interesting.

I guess I'm more of an 'adult' now is all. I buy all my own toys and have to put in for vacation time and all that. Work and responsibilities and things.

Get money. Get paid.

That's what the cool kids still say right?
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently sell dog food and dog food accessories.

No, really.

Well to be more accurate I do inventory for dog food and dog food accessories.

I still like to take classes in things that interest me when I have the time.
Mostly literature stuff, or science, let me tell you one of the most legit interesting classes I took was bout the weather.

I also watch an unhealthy amount of foodnetwork. Just about the only tv I do watch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make people laugh, so that I guess? I still cook when I have the time but not as much as I used to. Which sucks because it really is fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard, if I am in lumberjack status. I waxed my mustache for a while that was interesting.

I dunno my eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Discworld
Movie: Little Nemo, Pacific Rim, Pans Labyrinth, The new Robocop was surprisingly good.
Music: Reel Big Fish/Five Iron Frenzy I like most music but have a soft spot for Ska.
Food: I have become a down right scoundrel for a good sandwich or baked goods. A hummus and sprout sandwich is rad. But I still enjoy greasy Chinese takeout too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Best Friend
My Brothers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I don't remember any of my dreams. The ones where my eyes are closed or open (Ooooh so deep and artsy).

But really I guess where my life is going, and what I could have done to change where I am now, who could have been in my life, or whose life I could be in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doin' that work thang. Or enjoying a drink with friends, home or abroad. Maybe a boardgame. I love me some boardgames.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a wicked baldspot that keeps getting bigger. I keep my hair short to hide it.

Edit: I now regularly shave my head. I have more hair on my chin than my scalp. Baldproblems son.

My secret is out.
You should message me if
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You think we'd have interesting conversations, or wanna grab a coffee. Variety is the spice of life right? Isn't there no greater a variety than people? I can't promise anything but hell I like talking to folks.

Fastest way is my kik I guess: counterbeard