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  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 29
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Atheism, and very serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English, French
My self-summary
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Hi I'm Laurent. Music lover, cat person, queer-minded, anarchist values, anti-speciesist, left-winger, on-road cyclist, cinephile et cetera.
I like to think that I'm unprejudiced, kind, honest, caring and smarter than the average idiot.
But I'm rather clumsy, insecure, don't know how to handle money, boring in a certain way, and a bit of a lazy tart.
(See the two lines above as a disclaimer).
I'll probably rewrite that a few times but that's it for know.
What I’m doing with my life
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Thinking of what job I should choose, voluneetring as a bike mechanic and cook, cycling, climbing, starring at cats, sleeping. And a few other things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asking stupid questions.
Making cappuccinos.
Breaking things.
And cooking, apparently.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: James Ellroy, Roald Dahl, Steinbeck, Auster, Burroughs _ not a big reader, sadly.

Movies: thrillers, horror, dark comedy, some SF, twisted asian shite, and Zombie Flicks. Films by Cronenberg, the Cohen bros, Fincher, Kubrick, Scorsese, Tarantino, Chan-wook Park, John Waters, Danny Boyle, Takeshi Kitano, Romero, Verhoeven, Lars Von Trier, Gaspar Noe, Michael Haneke, Ridley Scott, Gus Van Sant, Dario Argento...

Shows: Father Ted, Black Books, I'm Alan Partridge, Spaced..

Genres: techno (from minimal/tech-house to industrial hardcore/schranz), Oi punk-post punk-new wave-synthpop, trip hop/IDM/electronica, techno, glam rock, Rap/Hip Hop music. Some folk and blues and soul and funk..
Artists (just to name some famous ones, randomly): XTC, Jeff Mills, labels Ninja Tune and Anticon, Blondie, ENO, Wire, The Cure, Bowie, Aphex Twin, Depeche Mode, Samuel L.Session, Thomas Krome, Bauhaus, The Knife, Patrik Skoog, Luke Vibert, Dead Can Dance, Plaid, Sonic Youth, The Outside Agency, DEVO, Anthony Rother, Siouxsie And The Banshees, The Stranglers, T-Rex, Michael Jackson, B52's, Chris Liebing, Talking Heads, Andre Walter, Wu-Tang/RZA, Cockney Rejects, Boards Of Canada, Al Green, Adam Beyer, Kool & the Gang......

Food: Mediterranean, Mexican, and anything Asian. Chili, coriander, smoked tofu, peanut butter, mint chocolate (and yeast flakes, that goes without saying..)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Company of cats (especially black ones!).
Music device.
Food processor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Usual stuff: world peace, environmental issues, and how cool it would be if I was a rock star.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Available haha
You should message me if
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You're looking for a cycling/climbing/gig/film/teetotal buddy.