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WontStabU2Death

31 / M / Straight / Available

Atlanta, Georgia

His Details

Last Online
Today – 8:01pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
The name says it all: won't stab you to death! Pinky swear!

I'm currently in a long-term relationship with a woman who somehow tolerates all the godawful music I like, so that won't be ending anytime soon (or ever, hopefully!). However, we've realized in the past year that we trust each other enough to try being in an open relationship. We've been having a lot of fun rediscovering the craziness of dating and we're both excited to see what the future holds (hopefully sexy robot women!).

I'm not looking for a one night stand or a NSA type deal (you learn so many acronyms on this site!). I'd like to meet people I have a genuine connection with and then see how things develop from there. If I had to describe what I'm looking for, it'd be someone to go on adventures with. The thrill of discovery is best when it's shared with someone close.

That being said, I mostly enjoy getting drunk and making a giant ass of myself. I've been told I'm especially good at the latter! I also like going to goth/alt clubs, watching horrible Japanese splatter flicks and writing. I'd like to do it professionally one day, but that's probably quite a ways off.

Alright, this is long enough as it is, and you've probably already clicked over to a profile with boobs on it. But if you want to hang out in pleather pants, drink some froo froo drinks and laugh at some terrible dick jokes, drop me a line.

Also, I've seen a lot of people mention the Myers-Briggs test on here. Isn't that the humanity test from Blade Runner? Look, I'm not a racist, but no replicants please.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally, I'm currently spinning my wheels at a tech support job while (slowly) working on the aforementioned writing career. Outside of that, I'm starting to explore all the dark and crazy things that dwell beneath the surface of Atlanta. And I'm not talking about CHUDs here, people.
I’m really good at
Wasting the entire day on the couch. Quoting Kids in the Hall and The Simpsons (only the first ten seasons, though!). Drunk texting.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the hair...generally when people are mistaking me for a woman.

EDIT: In preparation for trying to escape my current soul-crushing job, I got my first haircut in two and a half years. So no more getting mistaken for a woman!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Naked people.

You don't?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know all the words to "Too Funky" by George Michael.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
...you got the CHUD reference a couple paragraphs back.

...any of the following sounds appealing:

- Laughing
- Dorking out over comics or obscure exploitation movies
- Drinking an Irish Car Bomb or two (or six!)
- Laughing
- Dancing to ridiculous stompy music
- Did I mention laughing?

...you're looking for a friend and want to see what, uh, "benefits package" develops? Oh Jesus, I'm terrible at this.