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46 Omaha, NE Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 3, 2014
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Artistic male. Enjoys writing, drawing. Sensual, iconoclastic, philosophical, a bit irreverent. Doesn’t care to run with the herd. Loves films. And David Bowie. Very committed father. Looking for a girl who’s up for trying new things--and appreciates the arts. Libertarian, though I have much in common with liberals and conservatives, too. Loathes political correctness. Recovering atheist. More spiritually centered these days, but it’s okay if you're still searching. (God knows I've been there.) Must love animals and children. I don't trust anyone who doesn't love animals and children.

I am not into yoga (or that bullsh*t t'ai chi). I am not training to run a dadgummed marathon. I don't speak umpteen different languages fluently. I have not traveled to every corner of this godforsaken planet. My life is not perfect. I am not perfect. That's the straight dope.

Now, I went into business for myself five years ago so I could be at home with my little boy and take care of my ailing mother. Unfortunately, my mother passed away last year, and that's left a big hole in my life. Plus, my pride 'n' joy is now in kindergarten, so he's not as dependent upon me as he used to be. Hmm, methinks it's time that I started dating again.

So, whaddaya say? Would you like to get together for a cup o' coffee and some conversation? Drop me a line. I'm a pretty easy-going cat. Sometimes I like doing this; sometimes I like doing that. And once in a while I like doing the other thing. I can't say that I have an ideal woman; I like all types. Naturally, I do have a few turn-offs: misandrists, elitist snobs, compulsive liars, narcissists, little white girls flashing effing gang signs... Ah, phooey! Let's keep this positive: La la la.

Alrighty then, if you don't mind, I am going to pray: Oh, Lord, please let me find a laid-back, half-way intelligent girl with A FUGGIN' SENSE OF HUMOR to hang out with. Thank you, Lord. You are the best. Ominus dominus. Amen.

Nationwide is on your side. Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. You're in good hands with Allstate... Does anybody even read this f*cking sh*t?
What I’m doing with my life
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Taking care of my boy. Renovating my house. Maintaining a website. Investing. Writing a book. Tending to my garden. Looking for an ideal mate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at, you know, stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no flippin' idea. I've heard my eyes, my smile, my hair, my intensity...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: "Blue Velvet," "Midnight Cowboy," "Apocalypse Now," "The French Connection," "The Kid" (Chaplin), "A Clockwork Orange," "The Ninth Configuration," "Close Encounters of the Third Kind," "Duck Soup," "All That Jazz," "It's a Wonderful Life," "Vertigo," "Taxi Driver," "Mean Streets," "Rope," "Henry and June," "Irreversible," "The Deer Hunter," "Bringing Out the Dead," "The Godfather," "In the Realm of the Senses," "Rear Window," "Unforgiven," "Hi, Mom!"

Music: David Bowie, Frank Sinatra, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Wiseguys, Propellerheads, Guru, Led Zeppelin, Leonard Cohen, Edith Piaf, Lou Reed, The Rolling Stones, Moby, Iggy Pop, Donovan

TV: "Dexter," "The Sopranos," "Breaking Bad," "Lost," "Homicide: Life on the Street," "The Walking Dead," "Boss," "American Horror Story," "Nip/Tuck," "The Following," "The Simpsons," "MASH," "Hannibal," "Bates Motel," "Through the Wormhole," "Oz," "The Regular Show," "Dallas," "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!"

Latest Reads: "Scarface Nation," "Comic Art Propaganda," "Catching the Big Fish," "World Cinema"

Mags: "Psychology Today," "Film Comment," "Scientific American," "The New Yorker," "Fangoria," "Money," "This Old House"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son, love, writing, movies, music, drawing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The end. Infinity. The meaning of life. Sex. Did I take out the trash?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hangin' with my son.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's keep my Dark Passenger out of this, 'kay?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to meet me for dinner and/or drinks. Face to face conversation is still the best way to get to know one another. But please don't bother contacting me if you're just gonna flake out at the eleventh hour.