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WoodSticks

26 M Davenport, IA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"She stood shirtless on the snowy roof with torn sweatpants, Santa hat, and can of Jolt Cola. Her name was Ace, and she was from the future." - That's the first line to a book that I have yet to write. Grabs ya, doesn't it?
What I’m doing with my life
I have a job and a place and I'm continually dreaming.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, not because it's good, but because I smile a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Parks and Recreation, The Office, Louie, Cheers, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Comedy Bang Bang, Portlandia, Back to the Future, Black Keys, Jay-Z, mashed potatoes, tilapia, House of Cards, Pulp Fiction, Silver Linings Playbook (best film of the year in my opinion), Goosebumps, Harry Potter, The Godfather, Community.
The six things I could never do without
A stove, friends, laptop, Italian Beef and movies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I should have never went to college and just studied improv. Like really studied it. Gave it my all. I enjoyed college, don't get me wrong. But if I could have went to a school in New York or LA with an awesome improv scene, I'd probably be on SNL at some point. These are the things I think about. That being said I-L-L baby, all day! Son!
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing one of four things. Either 1. out drinking alcohol in a social setting. 2. Perusing my Netflix queue/HBOGo for something to watch. 3. Trying to leave work at a decent hour to do Nos. 1 or 2. Or 4. Trying to be the hero that my new home of the Quad Cities deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt me because I can take it...because I'm not a hero... I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector.....a Dark Knight. (Try to guess which one is false)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had an abortion on Christmas Eve. Haha kidding. That's impossible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to have fun? What are you supposed to say here? Everything sounds creepy when you put something here.