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WookieeDouche

34 Brighton, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Tom, my favourite colour is yellow, and I love Warburtons crumpets with Utterly Butterly - suitable for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Depending on how awesome you are you will either think I'm the coolest guy you've ever met or a complete and utter total retard... rarely is there a third option.

I approach strangers in the street and start conversations with them.

I ❤ pub quizzes, karaoke, and bingo.

I never kill spiders.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Evolving - huge time of growth for me right now.

I'm completely unemployable so have to create my own shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Imaginivity, business, Star Wars trivia, Super Mario World on SNES, dominating your ass in bed, and keeping the bathroom tidy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People I don't like tend to notice I don't talk to them much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hate cheese - I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than eat it.

Yes, I do eat pizza.

The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
Ulysses by James Joyce
Breaking Bad
Ben & Jerry's ice cream - all varieties (Häagen-Dazs sucks ass)
Alex Grey - favourite pieces are Theologue and Oversoul
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, love, magic, passion, adventure, passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
cosmic absurdity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
totally awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have two etheric dogs - a Jack Russell terrier named Chancellor Valorum and a Manchester terrier called Duke Wellington Boot.

Being etheric doggies they don't exist in our four dimensional spacetime, rather they exist elsewhere.

They often come to visit me for walks and loving but don't require a garden or walking by me every day because they're etheric and can sort themselves out. They're very independent.

They are real... they just haven't been born yet.

They're really fucking nice...

let's go on a date. ;)
You should message me if
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you're fun, confident, hot, open-minded, adventurous, and play life by your own rules...