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WoooKelsey

22 F Hickory, NC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am...
* the sum of slightly dented, mismatched parts
*Forever alternating between rambling and the inability to speak from shyness.
*irreverent and scatterbrained
*extremely ticklish, like fainting goat levels of ticklish..
*obsessively nerdy
*forever buried in a book
*a frequent gamer
*a hug beast
*smarter than the average bear
*a Hufflepuff
*a fervent list maker (well, duh)

I really hope the above doesn't garner me a veritable buffet of creepers..O.o
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently attending community college trying to decide what exactly I want to do with my life. I study theater and music and would eventually like to become a kooky theater professor or go into arts management. I have a bit of an addiction to community theater and I couldn't imagine a better use of my time. I've recently embarked on a retail job which, while not all that interesting in reality, affords me ample people watching opportunities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stumbling, finding harmonies to songs on the radio, stage falls, wiggling my nose like a rabbit, memorization, dealing with small children, inserting internet memes into conversation, inappropriate jokes, wielding power tools, drunken shenanigans, recommending tv series/movies, board games, hugs, planning parties.. I'm going to leave it at that, this sections makes me feel rampantly egotistical, something I strive to be firmly the opposite of.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm rather tall, with big hair and I tend to have little trouble running up to people I find interesting and talking their ear off, so there's that. I've been compared to River Song and Donna Noble many a time, which I find brilliant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Huge list of books, but currently enamored with Neil Gaiman, Anton Chekov, Mark Twain, Tolstoy, Anne Rice, David Sedaris or Oscar Wilde. And Harry Potter of course.

Desperately in love with Monty Python's Flying Circus, Firefly, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Friends, King of the Hill, the Big Bang Theory and the Golden Girls. To know me is to put up with my chattering on about Modern Family and especially Mad Men, so prepare for that. The internet would label me a 'Brony' and I'm a massive Downton Abbey fan, just try and make me feel shame.

I love cheesy action flicks, Indie romantic comedies and foreign language films, French romantic comedies and Swedish crime dramas being my favorites.

Raised on Bluegrass and Classic Rock, and I remain in love with various combinations of the two. My favorite band is Fleetwood Mac and all I really want out of life is to magically become Stevie Nicks. You wont be able to handle me if you can't handle show tunes...lots of show tunes..

I don't eat pork or beef, no real reason, honestly. I love to cook and will follow up 'woman, make me a sandwich!' jokes with 'crust on or off?'
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Throat coat tea, my dog, Doctor Who, the internet, sheet music, Asian food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel, constellations, witty boys with great smiles, poetry, whether Sid really killed Nancy, what DO tigers dream of?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either on stage or celebrating a rare night off from rehearsal or work with friends playing board games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love makeover/wedding/etc shows. I'm not terribly girly in reality, but there is a train wreck quality to these shows that I can't get enough of. Also, I'm terrified of going to a club due to fear of some one 'grinding' on me, its just so painfully awkward..
You should message me if
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If you're charming in an awkward pick up lines and sweater vests sort of way. If you're an artsy-fartsy type. If you're a mad man in a blue box. If you If you're a big damn hero. If you understand these references. =D