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31 Santa Monica, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 19
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My basic life philosophy is "What would Han Solo do?"

I like playing guitar in smoky blues clubs, meditating, playing capoeira, and reading comic books.

I consume gelato in near-hazardous amounts.

Whenever I'm up in a plane, I stare out the window for a while to give my brain data so that my flying dreams will be more realistic.
What I’m doing with my life
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I practiced law for a few years, doing some free speech stuff and suing insurance companies when they screwed over sick people. I liked being a lawyer but didn't love it, so I took a deep breath and quit to explore other things.

I'm currently the business director at a tech startup. It's fun as hell.

I also teach meditation, more for fun than for money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the blues. Thinking outside the box. Sounding like I know what I'm talking about when I absolutely do not. (I used to do that professionally.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently I have pretty good teeth. My parents are both dentists, Hermione Granger style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MUSIC: blues, hip hop, funk, soul, hooky pop, and "Ignition (Remix)", which I consider a genre unto itself.

Random sampling: Kendrick Lamar, Muddy Waters, Hot Chip, Metric, Nina Simone, Andre 3000, The Band, Parliament, Cults, Al Green.

BOOKS: Any good fiction, tons of comics. Also, non-fiction on random topics like behavioral economics or the I Ching.

Random sampling: Snow Crash, Transmetropolitan, The Invisibles, Middlesex, Scott Pilgrim, Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman, Hitchhiker's Guide, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Hero With a Thousand Faces, Y: The Last Man.

MOVIES: The Empire Strikes Back. Straight up.

TV: Community, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Clone High, Louie, Party Down, BSG (except for the final half of the final episode, which I like to pretend didn't happen)

FOOD: anything after I've poured a gallon of hot sauce on it. The best meal I ever had was a steak dinner at Peter Luger in Brooklyn, a fat rare porterhouse with sides of creamed spinach, hash browns, tomato and onion, and strips of bacon so thick you had to cut them with a knife. Aaaand now I'm drooling.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Wikipedia.
2) A good pen with blue ink.
3) Cholula hot sauce.
4) My beloved, crappy Yamaha acoustic guitar I got for my bar mitzvah.
5) Tamarind. (I don't have it often, but I'd be bummed if it didn't exist.)
6) My electric stubble trimmer, which keeps me at a perpetual five o' clock shadow and basically frees me from ever needing to shave again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hijinx I can get into. What superpower I would have if I could pick one. Girls. Lucid dreaming and why I haven't learned to do it yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Patrolling the city for criminals and ne'er-do-wells. Or hanging out with my friends, who ironically are criminals and ne'er-do-wells.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The first woman I ever had a crush on was Jessica Rabbit. I was five, and I ran down the movie theater aisle to the screen.
You should message me if
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You can recommend a good band I haven't heard or a good book I haven't read. That would seriously make my day.