Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


33 Brighton, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:36pm
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a shy romantic. I dance while I cook. I want to get a half sleeve based on The Odyssey - why, yes, I am a dork who grew up in the punk scene.

Things I get excited about: Imagination, storytelling and music. I love dogs AND cats, because they are awesome and I am greedy.

I'm slowly writing a children's book series that will hopefully help kids embrace diversity, animals and trying new things. I will hug the shit out of these books.

Feminists to the front of the non-existent line. Bonus points if you like reading (bonus points redeemable for mini candy bars).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Defying Asian stereotypes as a copywriter (suck it, math).

Traveling. Currently planning London/Reykjavik and Seattle/Portland (have any plane reading suggestions?).

Writing parenthetical statements (you better believe it, lady).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with thoughtful gifts.
Wearing a tie on Tieday Fridays. Which is every Friday.
Making farmer's breakfasts. And then eating them.
Being wildly inconsistent at bowling. It's a great source of shame for my family.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"This dude likes cardigans and Converse." This dude does, indeed, like cardigans and Converse.

"This dude has bedhead." My secret is panache.

"This dude is short." My secret is being short. I am super good at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Odyssey, Neil Gaiman, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Raymond Chandler, Margaret Atwood, David Sedaris, Lincoln by David Herbert Donald.

Comics: Sandman, Watchmen, Hellboy, Bone, Batman: The Long Halloween. Recommend something from this century, please?

Movies: The Princess Bride, Amelie, Some Kind of Wonderful, The Sting, The Magnificent Seven, Inception, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Moonrise Kingdom.

TV Shows: Sports Night, The Walking Dead (lots of complicated feelings here), Community, Game of Thrones, Arrow, Veronica Mars, BSG, TNG, Futurama, The West Wing, Terriers.

Music: Indie, emo, punk, post hardcore, pop, motown, classic rock. Lately it's all Beach Slang, The Gateway District, The Menzingers and Lee Corey Oswald. And this power pop gem.

Video games: Fallout 3, Skyrim, NHL 14, Final Fantasy 3, Chrono Trigger. I can probably hand you your ass at Tetris.

Food: Potatoes, BBQ, all of the breakfast, ginger ale and tofu. I have a tender, tender love with my slow cooker. Savory oatmeal (so hopefully you like your men the way I like my oatmeal: weird).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- friends and family (including my cat, Archie)
- rapid-fire, hilarious conversations
- hockey (Let's Go Rangers!)
- potatoes
- laughter
- my guitars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to eat next.
Wondering how quickly shit would get real if I met up with someone OKC rates as 100% Enemy.

How rewarding it is to see my adopted cat Archie become less skittish and more loving. He's pretty awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grabbing dinner and drinks with friends. Spending quality time as my needy cat's pillow. Or taking it easy reading or catching up on awesome TV shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a crush on Liz Lemon. She is the anti-blergh.

Also, when I was a baby I ate so many mashed carrots that my palms and soles turned orange. Get it together, kid. Diversify.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to:
- Recommend something you like.
- Have someone to go to shows with. My friends have awful/better taste in music.
- Go bowling/cheeseburgering like we're in the midwest.
- Talk nerdy to me.

Let's go to a used bookstore and pick out a book for each other. That would be the best.