Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moved to Portland somewhat recently after spending a year in Korea
teaching English and a year in Amsterdam for grad school for film
theory. Now I'm here doing web design and photography.
I also write. My shit is exquisite.
And then the su
s started manifesting...
I am well, taste tested, and not brand x
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making it juggle bottles of rye on a tightrope over a lake of fire.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Blue eyes the shade of justice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- Everything. Especially sushi. But everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
III. Plantain chips
IV. Universal Prowess
VI. Roman Numerals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puggles. A dog that is bred to be cute, but whose genetics dictate
that it run compulsively while having congenital breathing and
Life is cruel, little puggle, non?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On TV naked screaming at police officers next to a TV on the fritz.
You should message me if
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you've been mute up to this point in your life and it's your only
hope to break through. I don't mean that figuratively. I mean that
like you couldn't talk and I would be the catalyst to your doing
so. Because we could sell that shit to Oprah. Like *snap*/that.
Who are you looking for?
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