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Wordimus

31 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jan 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Moved to Portland somewhat recently after spending a year in Korea teaching English and a year in Amsterdam for grad school for film theory. Now I'm here doing web design and photography.

I also write. My shit is exquisite.

And then the superpowers started manifesting...

I am well, taste tested, and not brand x
What I’m doing with my life
Making it juggle bottles of rye on a tightrope over a lake of fire.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue eyes the shade of justice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:


Music:


Film:

Food
  • Everything. Especially sushi. But everything.
The six things I could never do without
I. Sass
II. Wit
III. Plantain chips
IV. Universal Prowess
V. Media
VI. Roman Numerals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puggles. A dog that is bred to be cute, but whose genetics dictate that it run compulsively while having congenital breathing and heart problems.

Life is cruel, little puggle, non?
On a typical Friday night I am
On TV naked screaming at police officers next to a TV on the fritz.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you've been mute up to this point in your life and it's your only hope to break through. I don't mean that figuratively. I mean that like you couldn't talk and I would be the catalyst to your doing so. Because we could sell that shit to Oprah. Like *snap*/that.