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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Aug 21, 2014
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
When drinking
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
English, German (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Moved to Portland somewhat recently after spending a year in Korea teaching English and a year in Amsterdam for grad school for film theory. Now I'm here doing web design and photography.

I also write. My shit is exquisite.

And then the superpowers started manifesting...

I am well, taste tested, and not brand x
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making it juggle bottles of rye on a tightrope over a lake of fire.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes the shade of justice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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  • Everything. Especially sushi. But everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I. Sass
II. Wit
III. Plantain chips
IV. Universal Prowess
V. Media
VI. Roman Numerals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puggles. A dog that is bred to be cute, but whose genetics dictate that it run compulsively while having congenital breathing and heart problems.

Life is cruel, little puggle, non?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On TV naked screaming at police officers next to a TV on the fritz.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no gag reflex.
You should message me if
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you've been mute up to this point in your life and it's your only hope to break through. I don't mean that figuratively. I mean that like you couldn't talk and I would be the catalyst to your doing so. Because we could sell that shit to Oprah. Like *snap*/that.