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Wordimus

32 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Moved to Portland somewhat recently after spending a year in Korea teaching English and a year in Amsterdam for grad school for film theory. Now I'm here doing web design and photography.

I also write. My shit is exquisite.

And then the superpowers started manifesting...

I am well, taste tested, and not brand x
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making it juggle bottles of rye on a tightrope over a lake of fire.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jiggling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes the shade of justice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:


Music:


Film:

Food
  • Everything. Especially sushi. But everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I. Sass
II. Wit
III. Plantain chips
IV. Universal Prowess
V. Media
VI. Roman Numerals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puggles. A dog that is bred to be cute, but whose genetics dictate that it run compulsively while having congenital breathing and heart problems.

Life is cruel, little puggle, non?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On TV naked screaming at police officers next to a TV on the fritz.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no gag reflex.
You should message me if
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you've been mute up to this point in your life and it's your only hope to break through. I don't mean that figuratively. I mean that like you couldn't talk and I would be the catalyst to your doing so. Because we could sell that shit to Oprah. Like *snap*/that.

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