Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're here and bothering to read this, you could always take a
few more seconds to send me a message.
I'm a really casual guy. Really. I'm seriously casual. I like
things to be pretty mellow on the whole. I do, though rarely, like
to go out and about still. Honestly though, my ideal evening is
just relaxing at home.
If you couldn't tell by the pic, I'm a bear. Just a big fuzzy guy.
I'm comfortable with it and also literally comfortable. Cuddle
spot, right here. Seriously, try it out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ascending the ranks at work. Started at the base starting position
and I'm already doing things in my first year that it takes most
several years to get to. In my free time I experiment with new
recipes, play all kinds of games, and flex my writing muscle with
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. It's a hereditary talent passed down to me from
both sides of my family. I'm also great at not noticing if someone
is flirting with me and saying the wrong thing at the worst time.
Irish from both sides of the family isn't always lucky.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard. Some people say that it's full of magic. At least it's
not full of crumbs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There's a lot.
Books: Orphans of Chaos series, Eric Nylund, Neal Stephenson,
usually fantasy and sci-fi pique my interest.
Movies: My taste is all over the place, some faves are Hackers,
Empire Records, Lilo & Stitch, Tank Girl, Repo, Taken, Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory, Paprika, Ninja Scroll, Nightmare Before
Christmas, Bring It On, Serenity, Tampopo, Survive Style 5+, Scott
Pilgrim, Were The World Mine, Pitch Perfect, and the list goes
on... (usually, if there's super powers involved I'm already sold
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things... hrmmm...
2. Food (not in that asshole way where I'll die if I don't eat. I
like to cook.)
I already understand why most people fill this section with
bullshit answers, this really isn't easy... *sigh*
Uh... 3. Someone to talk to (anyone, really)
4. The... inter... net... (I feel like a terrible person for
Fine... fuck it.
6. Air (Yes, both in that asshole way)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Games and how they could be better or what to play next. What I'm
going to cook next. How to find and make more friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being lazy and trying to get other people to be lazy with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything if you ask me, really. For the sake of putting something
here... I can't decide if I'm happy with my body.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Enjoy good food.
Know how to be both the big and little spoon.
Are a dork.
Play games of all kinds.
Chuckle at racist jokes.
Like chest hair and beards (even better if they're mine).
Watch movies (you don't have to enjoy them, just sit through
Prefer staying in.
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