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WordsAreReal

37 Alameda, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a bay area transplant that came from most everywhere else. My right brain keeps my left brain from having to work too hard.

Pretense and hypocrisy annoy the living crap out of me.
I really like pie.

I find joy in the world as an intensely wonderful, fucked up place that has an absolute 100% chance of survival.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently working as a Game Designer at one of the myriad mobile game companies in this, our Silicon Valley. I am also creating the ground work for starting an interactive theater company which will begin in earnest over the next few weeks.

I am in the game industry to support my education habit. Hopefully it will take me back to school for Sociology, then to a dusty office in a university where I can wear a tweed jacket with elbow patches, carry a leather grip, and spend my days writing and lecturing on social theory to the squishy minds of some future generation.

When I am not making really fun crap for other people, I am organizing, running or curating clandestine Social Practice/Interactive Performance Art events in SF and Oakland. Some of these are collaborative projects, some are pervasive games and some are just unnecessarily ridiculous.

Due to motorcycles, I'm anywhere I want to be in 20 mins.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Balance
Working a room
Being inappropriate in almost any situation
Laughing and bringing others with me
Adventure and bringing others with me
Making sure all the shit gets taken care of
Making sure all the people get taken care of
Photoshop
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Quite honestly, you would have to ask them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Nick Cave, The Faint, Sisters of Mercy, Sixteen Horsepower, Murder City Devils, Tiger Army, Outkast, Dio, The National, Rilo Kiley, The Killers, Covenant, Modest Mouse, Alabama 3, Dresden Dolls, Circus Contraption, The Cure, edIT, Felix Da Housecat, The knife, The The, Love and Rockets, Mike Doughty, The Pogues, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Rasputina, Waylen Jennings, Electric Six, Talking Heads, Violent Femmes, The XX, The World Inferno Friendship Society

Movies: The first five are listed in decending order of favorites, this is very important to note. Until the End of the World, Brothers Bloom, He Died with a Falafel in his Hand, Mad Dog Time, Brick, The Fall, Susperia, The Orphanage, Drag Me to Hell, The Cabin in the Woods, Cemetary Man, The Big Hit, Idiocracy, Legend, Tank Girl, American Werewolf in London, Six-String Samauri, The Beachparty at the Threshold of Hell, Psycho Beachparty, Barton Fink

Shows: Farscape, FLCL, Community, Firefly, Sherlock, Radiolab, This American Life, True Blood, Dr. Who, Twin Peaks, Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies, The Universe, Walking Dead, Being Human, The Prisoner, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Carnivale, The Riches, Arrested Development, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Kingdom

Books: And The Ass Saw The Angel, Preacher, Y The Last Man, Conditions of Post-Modernity, Behavior in Public Places, Homo Ludens, The Clockwork Century, The Strain, Walking Dead, Madman, The Thief of Always, Imagica, The Great And Secret Show, Good Omens

Food: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At least one two-wheeled combustion time/space propulsion device.

A couple species of familiar

SCIENCE! mmmmm Radiolab

A tight, expansive web of interpersonal connections

A constant and unwavering dedication to self-awareness and improvement

An outlet for thoughts made solid
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why did I just twitch like that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making adventure happen for myself and as many other people as possible. I am probably doing so in a rather loud, boisterous, snark-filled state of excess and everybody is laughing.....when I imagine this, everyone is also naked...and there are koala bears.

.....Or I'm just at a table somewhere quietishly playing boardgames.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't spell...at all.

Without a spellcheck or google my written voice sounds like a mildly retarded three year old with a propensity for toluene. Even with crutches, mistakes still get through. It's a result of poorly handled early age ADD and Dyslexia. At this point, it's probably too sticky to change.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are interested.

If you are, it is going to be pretty much up to you to poke me and say hello. I very rarely send out messages as I fully understand how utterly inundated you are as a woman on OKC.

In all honesty I have a whole bunch of shit to do in my life and none of it involves carefully and thoughtfully crafting an interesting introduction message just to get lost in a sea of douchey drivel. (I know what comes your way...I've heard the stories...I've read the transcripts....I am ashamed for my gender)

Do you want to break the shackles of traditional gender roles? Great. Here is your chance to slough off two-thousand years of patriarchal oppression. Let me know you are interested and you can be assured to receive the full brunt of my thoughtful, creative, interesting messaging skills.

Also. Here is a list of wonderful friends of mine in no particular order. They are all amazing individuals. If you like one (or more)...then fuck it. Go hit that!
NiferCritter
Indigo_Nai
Colinaut
Orangestitch
humandroid
GCPD
Decoverity
starchy
Agrajag_23
hackmancoltaire

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