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37 • Alameda, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 13, 2014
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- Mostly other
- When drinking
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from masters program
- Entertainment / Media
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs and has cats
- English (Poorly)
Pretense and hypocrisy annoy the living crap out of me.
I really like pie.
I find joy in the world as an intensely wonderful, fucked up place that has an absolute 100% chance of survival.
I am in the game industry to support my education habit. Hopefully it will take me back to school for Sociology, then to a dusty office in a university where I can wear a tweed jacket with elbow patches, carry a leather grip, and spend my days writing and lecturing on social theory to the squishy minds of some future generation.
When I am not making really fun crap for other people, I am organizing, running or curating clandestine Social Practice/Interactive Performance Art events in SF and Oakland. Some of these are collaborative projects, some are pervasive games and some are just unnecessarily ridiculous.
Due to motorcycles, I'm anywhere I want to be in 20 mins.
Working a room
Being inappropriate in almost any situation
Laughing and bringing others with me
Adventure and bringing others with me
Making sure all the shit gets taken care of
Making sure all the people get taken care of
Movies: The first five are listed in decending order of favorites, this is very important to note. Until the End of the World, Brothers Bloom, He Died with a Falafel in his Hand, Mad Dog Time, Brick, The Fall, Susperia, The Orphanage, Drag Me to Hell, The Cabin in the Woods, Cemetary Man, The Big Hit, Idiocracy, Legend, Tank Girl, American Werewolf in London, Six-String Samauri, The Beachparty at the Threshold of Hell, Psycho Beachparty, Barton Fink
Shows: Farscape, FLCL, Community, Firefly, Sherlock, Radiolab, This American Life, True Blood, Dr. Who, Twin Peaks, Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies, The Universe, Walking Dead, Being Human, The Prisoner, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Carnivale, The Riches, Arrested Development, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Kingdom
Books: And The Ass Saw The Angel, Preacher, Y The Last Man, Conditions of Post-Modernity, Behavior in Public Places, Homo Ludens, The Clockwork Century, The Strain, Walking Dead, Madman, The Thief of Always, Imagica, The Great And Secret Show, Good Omens
A couple species of familiar
SCIENCE! mmmmm Radiolab
A tight, expansive web of interpersonal connections
A constant and unwavering dedication to self-awareness and improvement
An outlet for thoughts made solid
.....Or I'm just at a table somewhere quietishly playing boardgames.
Without a spellcheck or google my written voice sounds like a mildly retarded three year old with a propensity for toluene. Even with crutches, mistakes still get through. It's a result of poorly handled early age ADD and Dyslexia. At this point, it's probably too sticky to change.
If you are, it is going to be pretty much up to you to poke me and say hello. I very rarely send out messages as I fully understand how utterly inundated you are as a woman on OKC.
In all honesty I have a whole bunch of shit to do in my life and none of it involves carefully and thoughtfully crafting an interesting introduction message just to get lost in a sea of douchey drivel. (I know what comes your way...I've heard the stories...I've read the transcripts....I am ashamed for my gender)
Do you want to break the shackles of traditional gender roles? Great. Here is your chance to slough off two-thousand years of patriarchal oppression. Let me know you are interested and you can be assured to receive the full brunt of my thoughtful, creative, interesting messaging skills.
Also. Here is a list of wonderful friends of mine in no particular order. They are all amazing individuals. If you like one (or more)...then fuck it. Go hit that!
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