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34 M Brampton, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Five Fun Facts About Me

1. I love alliteration in small doses (see "Five Fun Facts About Me")

2. I recently married two of my friends as their officiant without being ordained or even religious.

3. I once holed up in a skeezy motel in the 'hoods of Los Angeles the night before my flight home, stared a gang member right in the face....and lived to tell the Hollywood agent I met the next day about it over drinks.

4. I know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". (I know: crazy, right?!)

5. I have flown airplanes, written books, and saved someone's life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a professional ghostwriter and author of one novel, soon to be two.

I'm a lover of great books and movies, a patron (and sometimes innovator) of tasty meals and drinks, and an urban explorer. In the summertime, I don't need much of an excuse to head out on a drive to the country or the lakeshore.

I haven't travelled as much as I would like. I've been to Mexico, California, Trinidad, and all along the Eastern Seaboard, from Cape Breton to Key West. It's something that I'd love to do more, especially as my writing work picks up.

I live in Brampton, previously lived in Hamilton and Burlington, and I'm in Toronto at least twice a week for networking and courses. I'm looking to move to Port Credit as soon as business is flowing the way I like it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Punnery and Deadpan
Culinary innovation
Gift-wrapping (no, seriously)
Oil and tire changes
Speed reading
Feel-gooding (yes, I just made that up).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told by reliable sources that it's my smile. Less reputable ones have cited my eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho
"Steve Jobs" by Walter Isaacson
"Tribes" and "Linchpin" by Seth Godin
"The Dark Tower" series by Stephen King
"The Celestine Prophecy" by James Redfield

"Scott Pilgrim vs the World"
"Star Trek"
"The Matrix"

"Brooklyn Nine Nine"
"Game of Thrones"
"The West Wing"
"The Newsroom"
"The Walking Dead"
"Breaking Bad"
"Anthony Bourdain's 'No Reservations'/The Layover"

A crap-ton of indie and indie-esque, truth be told, but pretty eclectic, too. Off the top of my head: Serena Ryder, Grouplove, Passion Pit, Fitz and the Tantrums, The Arcade Fire, Metric, Tegan and Sara, Eminem, Hedley, Digitalism, Broken Bells.

FOOD SAMPLER (that's right, I said it!)
I'm open to just about anything that doesn't involve bugs, reptiles, or parts of the animal that are on the home stretch of the digestive process.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good beer
Great food
Great books
My comfy bed
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Bad habit, I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now, it's open to anything. In September, I will be taking night courses on Fridays, so Saturday nights will be my time to shine.
You should message me if
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I used to have a list of what I was looking for. Truth be told, I care about six core qualities more than others:
- you're more extroverted than I am (even slightly)
- you are shorter than I am
- you either work or have a passion for a creative field (writing, painting, acting, singing, etc..).
- you are secular, scientifically-minded, and spiritual all at once.
- you are a cuddler (because I am).

That's my short list, and it's by no means a limited to that. If you have qualities that kick my list's butt, then let me know why.

I'm very open to the experience of meeting you (that's right, YOU!), wherever that takes us, whoever you are.

Message me if you're looking for someone who will:
- enjoy the warm weather with you while it lasts, and make the cold weather bearable, if not downright pleasant.
- be present with you
- appreciate your beauty (inside and out)
- make you laugh
- laugh at you (in a nice way, of course, and only if you do something funny or cute)
- possibly take your breath away.