Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Five Fun Facts About Me
1. I love alliteration in small doses (see "Five Fun Facts About
2. In 2014, I married two of my friends as their officiant without
being ordained or even religious.
3. I once holed up in a skeezy motel in the 'hoods of Los Angeles
the night before my flight home, stared a gang member right in the
face....and lived to tell the Hollywood agent I met the next day
about it over drinks.
4. I know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're".
(I know: crazy, right?!)
5. I have flown airplanes, written books, and starred in precisely
one commercial for 3 seconds (blink and you'll miss me!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As of April 2015?
I'm an author and a ghostwriter, currently building my own badass
crew of writers, editors, marketers, and designers.
I'm reading "Die Wise" by Stephen Jenkinson, a former palliative
care counselor who may be the most gifted wordsmith the English
language has ever seen.
And as I'm writing this, I'm figuring out ways to keep my dog
entertained in a way that doesn't involve having my other slipper
chewed to pieces.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Punnery and Deadpan
Gift-wrapping (no, seriously)
Oil and tire changes
Feel-gooding (yes, I just made that up).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told by reliable sources that it's my smile. Less reputable
ones have cited my eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho
"Steve Jobs" by Walter Isaacson
"Tribes" and "Linchpin" by Seth Godin
"The Dark Tower" series by Stephen King
"The Celestine Prophecy" by James Redfield
"Scott Pilgrim vs the World"
"Brooklyn Nine Nine"
"Game of Thrones"
"The West Wing"
"Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."
"The Walking Dead"
"Anthony Bourdain's 'No Reservations'/The Layover"
A crap-ton of indie and indie-esque, truth be told, but pretty
eclectic, too. Off the top of my head: Serena Ryder, Grouplove,
Passion Pit, Fitz and the Tantrums, The Arcade Fire, Metric, Tegan
and Sara, Eminem, Hedley, Digitalism, Broken Bells.
FOOD SAMPLER (that's right, I said it!)
I'm open to just about anything that doesn't involve bugs,
reptiles, or parts of the animal that are on the home stretch of
the digestive process.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Nothing. Bad habit, I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now, it's open to anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're going my way (or vice versa).
(Although if you naturally talk like a Joss Whedon character, that
wouldn't hurt your chances, either).
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