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WordslingerOne

33 M Brampton, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Five Fun Facts About Me

1. I love alliteration in small doses (see "Five Fun Facts About Me")

2. I recently married two of my friends as their officiant without being ordained or even religious.

3. I once holed up in a skeezy motel in the 'hoods of Los Angeles the night before my flight home, stared a gang member right in the face....and lived to tell the Hollywood agent I met the next day about it over drinks.

4. I know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". (I know: crazy, right?!)

5. I have flown airplanes, written books, and saved the life of someone I love.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a professional ghostwriter and author of one novel, soon to be two.

I'm a lover of great books and movies, a patron (and sometimes innovator) of tasty meals and drinks, and an urban explorer. In the summertime, I don't need much of an excuse to head out on a drive to the country or the lakeshore.

I haven't travelled as much as I would like. I've been to Mexico, California, Trinidad, and all along the Eastern Seaboard, from Cape Breton to Key West. It's something that I'd love to do more, especially as my writing work picks up.

I live in Brampton, previously lived in Hamilton and Burlington, and I'm in Toronto at least twice a week for networking and courses. I'm looking to move, but am undecided as to where. Port Credit is the likeliest candidate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Punnery and Deadpan
Culinary innovation
Gift-wrapping (no, seriously)
Oil and tire changes
Scribbling
Trivia
Speed reading
Feel-gooding (yes, I just made that up).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told by reliable sources that it's my smile. Less reputable ones have cited my eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOK SAMPLER
"The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho
"Steve Jobs" by Walter Isaacson
"Tribes" and "Linchpin" by Seth Godin
"The Dark Tower" series by Stephen King
"The Celestine Prophecy" by James Redfield

MOVIE SAMPLER
"Inception"
"Gladiator"
"Scott Pilgrim vs the World"
"Star Trek"
"The Matrix"
"Limitless"

TV SAMPLER
"Brooklyn Nine Nine"
"Game of Thrones"
"The West Wing"
"The Newsroom"
"Castle"
"The Walking Dead"
"Breaking Bad"
"LOST"
"Anthony Bourdain's 'No Reservations'/The Layover"

MUSIC SAMPLER
A crap-ton of indie and indie-esque, truth be told, but pretty eclectic, too. Off the top of my head: Serena Ryder, Grouplove, Passion Pit, Fitz and the Tantrums, The Arcade Fire, Metric, Tegan and Sara, Eminem, Hedley, Digitalism, Broken Bells.

FOOD SAMPLER (that's right, I said it!)
I'm open to just about anything that doesn't involve bugs, reptiles, or parts of the animal that are on the home stretch of the digestive process.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Good beer
Great food
Great books
My comfy bed
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Bad habit, I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now, it's open to anything. In September, I will be taking night courses on Fridays, so Saturday nights will be my time to shine.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I used to have a list of what I was looking for. Truth be told, what I want is, at its most basic level, the same thing you want. So, I'm officially throwing out my list and throwing myself open to the experience of meeting you (that's right, YOU!), wherever that takes us.

Message me if you're looking for someone who will:
- enjoy the summer weather with you
- be present with you
- appreciate your beauty (inside and out)
- make you laugh
- laugh at you (in a nice way, of course, and only if you do something funny or cute)
- possibly take your breath away.