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WorseThanYou

42 M Adelaide, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I choose to begin my self-summary........... Now!

My self-summary.
Myself summery.
Myself some awry.
Mice, elf, summer, rye.
My shelf samurai.
May sell flummery.
What I’m doing with my life
Onward and onward, and onward I go, through lands where no-one before me has bothered to go....

Social sector punching bag. I take out my frustrations by lovingly shooting absurdity into cyberspace in the vain hope that the Internet will fall in love with me and bring meaning to my life.

To quote Ian Dury and his Blockheads:

A bit of grin and bear it,
A bit of come and share it
I’m really good at
Being evasive.
Avoiding the question.
Missing the point.
Tiptoeing around the truth.
Gilding the lily.
Smelling the rose-coloured glasses.
Sprinkling pixie dust.
The first things people usually notice about me
The clock of my boyhood has wound down and stopped.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite books are based on movies wherein they make music with food.

Books:
"Cold Comfort Farm" (funniest book ever!!)
"As I Lay Dying"
"The Man Who Loved Children"
"The Heart is a Lonely Hunter"
"Hotel New Hampshire"
"The Loved One"

Movies:
"Lovely and Amazing"
"Half Nelson"
"Sexy Beast"
"Old Joy" (Will Oldham for President of the Universe!!!!)
"In America"
"Shadowlands"
"Bubbleboy"
"Winter's Bone"

Music:
Sufjan Stevens
Will Oldham
Cat Power
Tom Waits
The Shins
Sodastream
Gillian Welch
Jackson Jackson
Melanie
Joni Mitchell
The Wurzels
Laura Marling
Stornoway

Food:
I don't eat animals and they don't eat me. Not yet anyway.
The six things I could never do without
1. Broken china
2. Greasy spoons
3. Billowy sleeves
4. Dusty trinkets
5. Fuzzy caterpillars
6. Frosty breath
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wombats. Invisible robots. Combine harvesters. Paper clips. Cats' ears. Running away. Jupiter. Fishnet stockings. Babbling brooks. Glow worms. Meadows. Butter. Road signs. New shoes. Old shoes. Grandfather clocks. Elbows. Pencil sharpeners. Cactus pears. Dirt. The letter Q.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sniggering, then snickering, then guffawing, then sighing, then sobbing, then gurgling, then muttering, then mumbling, then wondering why you never call me, then plotting your downfall, then shaking, then shivering, then curling into a ball, then rolling away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Never I tells you, never. Well maybe just this:

I am a direct descendent of Lord and Lady Flerkington.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you are the world's greatest millionaire vegetarian nymphomaniacal psychiatrist!
Not to be too specific about it...