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WorstEpisodeEvr

28 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Internet irony liker

Actually, my opinions are good
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Freelance journalist
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
understating my qualities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People that I meet for the first time seem to think that they've met me before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dirty Work. La Haine. In The Loop. The Jungle. Red Harvest. All Quiet on the Western Front. Homage to Catalonia.

Music/Food: Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is stupid and I refuse to answer it.

Instead, I will use this section to bemoan the fact that people on this here dating website have an overwhelming tendency to post photos of themselves in exotic places. I don't find the trip-around-the-world pics to be very helpful. How do you look in sweatpants while nursing an ICU-worthy hangover? Because guess what -- It ain't gonna be Machu Picchu every day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
FULL COMMUNISM.
The liberation of Palestine.
It took five people to write Will Smith's "Miami." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_(Will_Smith_song)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a soft spot for poodles. I blame family members' allergies.

I may have stopped saying YOLO ironically.

Mild Twitter addiction.

When I was a kid, I was actually happy and not scared by the thought of ghosts existing. I thought it was cool that there might not be just nothing after death.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Don't message me if you like reverse psychology!!!