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WorstEpisodeEvr

28 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Internet irony liker
What I’m doing with my life
Freelance journalist
I’m really good at
understating my qualities.
The first things people usually notice about me
People that I meet for the first time seem to think that they've met me before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dirty Work. La Haine. In The Loop. The Jungle. Red Harvest. All Quiet on the Western Front. Homage to Catalonia.

Music/Food: Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
This question is stupid and I refuse to answer it.

Instead, I will use this section to bemoan the fact that people on this here dating website have an overwhelming tendency to post photos of themselves in exotic places. I don't find the trip-around-the-world pics to be very helpful. How do you look in sweatpants while nursing an ICU-worthy hangover? Because guess what -- It ain't gonna be Machu Picchu every day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a soft spot for poodles. I blame family members' allergies.

I may have stopped saying YOLO ironically.

Mild Twitter addiction.

When I was a kid, I was actually happy and not scared by the thought of ghosts existing. I thought it was cool that there might not be just nothing after death.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating