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27 F Madison, WI

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:05am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a one-girl heavily tattooed crew of cavalier cooks, a barely contained bundle of kitch, sincerity, and nerves. They call me Trouble for a reason. I start fires for a living, and have feelings as a hobby. I have an evil-sounding name, but am not necessarily evil.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm saving my money until I can go be a cook on a fishing boat or a musher in Alaska. What I want most is to make food for people who care about it, and tell stories to people who need to hear them. I wound up a nomad by circumstance, but I'm at home where people are passionate and sincere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting interested in a zillion little things and mastering none of them. I can't even drive very well. I'm not the greatest at teaching or knitting or drawing or cooking or writing or singing, but I love them, so maybe I'm better than some people. But I'm worse than others.

I never win at Bananagrams, but I do wind up making the longest and most obscure words.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The tattoos, inevitably. Then, depending on what I'm doing, that I'm left handed, or that I type really fast, or that I have a tremendous amount of hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and PG Wodehouse. Kaoru Mori and Naoki Urusawa. I love comics as a medium.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Lilo & Stitch, and The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Gary Oldman and Ian McKellen are two of my favourite humans of all time.

I will never not love crime dramas and cartoons. I was raised a Doctor Who fan. Deadwood is the greatest show in the history of all dramatic cowboy shows, and the only thing that makes it better is imagining that Jim Beaver is related to his character in Supernatural. I have the most upsettingly unhinged relationship with Hannibal, because NO YOU CANNOT COOK THAT BEAUTIFUL FOOD, IT IS PEOPLE, STOP STOP STOP IT'S PEOPLE.

I have terrible taste in music, and I never learned to enjoy things ironically. I really like Queen. And Psy. And bad, bad Kpop. And the Magnetic Fields and Amanda Palmer and Adele and Bey and Shakira and Plastic Tree and Buck Tick and Dolly and Johnny and The Reverend Horton Heat and Igor and The Red Elvises and LL and Ice-T. I've completely lost the ability to discriminate against anything but CCR and Jason Mraz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Garbanzo beans, as they are the perfect food
2) A y-peeler, because everything else is crap
3) Colorful tank tops -- a basic essential!
4) near-constant access to Google Maps
5) The belief that people aren't lying
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I could start an organic farm before society collapses.

Whether I should do laundry or I can put it off another day.

Where the hell I parked my car.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
EITHER: At home, in bed, marathoning cartoons, OR: fairly well on my way to heavily intoxicated, having started drinking at approximately 2:30, ranting in turns about the commercialisation of artistic media for public consumption and the best way to make sushi rice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I get really emotional over dogs. Because there are dogs who are sad, and I can't love them. is the most important website on the entire interblag.

You should message me if
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Two or more of the following apply: you eat your pizza crusts, you understand the appeal of "endearingly awkward", you need someone to catch up on Adventure Time with, you have a kitchen you'll let me make you dinner in, and/or you like sitting in bars playing Bananagrams.

Although, fair warning, I judge you like RuPaul casting shade on some broke-ass lop-sided balloon tits if your username references packers, badgers, Madison, or cheese (and you are not an actual meat packer/cheese maker/mustelid enthusiast). Or if you're super proud of the fact that you've never moved away from Wisconsin. Seriously, people, this place is outside the normal human plane of existence. Although if you can explain hammerschlager (hammerschlagen? hammerschlagening?) to me, by all means, fire away.